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<Br/>This is How Ayesha Got Married to ShoaiB on Phone. <Br/> <Br/>Ayesha: Hello ShoaiB, Afghanistan ka Capital Kya hai? <Br/>ShoaiB: KaBul <Br/> <Br/>Ayesha: Sunai Nahi De Raha hai! <Br/>ShoaiB: KaBul <Br/> <Br/>Ayesha: Arey BaBa Phir Se Bolo. <Br/>ShoaiB: KaBul <Br/> <Br/>And They Got Married. :-) <Br/>
<Br/>No matter whether guys Buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfields, <Br/> <Br/>it cannot overtake a Beautiful girl <Br/>on a 80cc scooty-pep! <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>larki khooBsurat kutte k sath ja rahi thi <Br/>k Larke ne dekh ker kaha aap dono Behn Bhai hain <Br/>larki-// ap ko hm dono main se kon pasand hai <Br/>Larka-// yaqeenan tm <Br/>larki-// to phir is k liye apni Behn le aao <Br/>hamare yahan watta satta chalta hai...=P;->:-P <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Mallika Ko MIXER pe kaam karte Dekh k Naukar Bola: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Madam, JUICE Bana Rahi ho kya? <Br/> <Br/>Mallika: NA Re BaBa! <Br/> <Br/>Main to Apne Kapde Dho Rahi Hon. :-) <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Larky ne Larki se pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata hai? <Br/> <Br/>Larki: Nahi Mujhe to BANANA KHANA Aata hai. :-)
<Br/> <Br/>China Ka MoBile KaBhi Bhi Na Lena Faraz.... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Us K Cameray K Result Itna Acha Nhi Hota.....
<Br/>Barae MeherBani Dawaen Bachon Ki Phonch Se Door Rakhen <Br/> <Br/>FARAZZ <Br/> <Br/>Ziyada TaBiyat KharaB Ho To Doctor Se Rujuh Karen
<Br/>Uss Fizaa Mein Bhi Jalte Rahe Hum kisi K Liye <Br/>FARAZ <Br/>Jahan Chirag Taraste Thay Roshni K liye <Br/>
<Br/>Mere jazBat se waqif he maira qalm. <Br/>FARAZ <Br/>Main pyar likhon to tera nam likha jata he. <Br/>
<Br/>Uss Se Milte Hee Yeh Ehsas Hua Tha Mujhko <Br/>FARAZ <Br/>Ye Wohi Shaks Hai Jo LamBi Judai De Ga
<Br/> <Br/>Theek Likha Tha Mere Haath Ki Lakeeron mein <Br/>FARAZ <Br/>Tu Agar Pyar Kere Ga To Bikher Jaye Ga
<Br/> <Br/>WO Bewafa Nahi Magar Itna Zaror Hai <Br/>FARAZ <Br/>Pehle Wo Jis Tarah ka Tha Wesa Nahi