B SMS Messages22988 messages

<Br/>After watchng the pepsi advertisement, a Boy suddenly starts kissing his GF. <Br/> <Br/>Gf: ye kia ker rahe ho? <Br/> <Br/>Boy <Br/> <Br/>DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI;-) <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Kid: maa mujhe Bhai chahiye. <Br/> <Br/>Maa: Beta tmhare ABBu DuBai gae hue hain, woh ajaen phr sochengay.. <Br/> <Br/>Kid: Maa, Q na hum unhain Surprise dain..
<Br/>Find ur Japanese Name: <Br/>Take each letter of ur name & suBstitute it with Japanese sound.. <Br/> <Br/>A=ka <Br/>B=tu <Br/>C=mi <Br/>D=te <Br/>E=ku <Br/>F=lu <Br/>G=ji <Br/>H=ri <Br/>I=ki <Br/>J=zu <Br/>K=me <Br/>L=ta <Br/>M=rin <Br/>N=to <Br/>O=mo <Br/>P=no <Br/>Q=ke <Br/>R=shi <Br/>S=ari <Br/>T=chi <Br/>U=do <Br/>V=ru <Br/>W=mei <Br/>X=na <Br/>Y=fu <Br/>Z=zi <Br/> <Br/>4wd It to Ur Friends 4 fun..:-)
<Br/>Once upon a time there was a sexy girl. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Sharm karo Begharato mulk de halat <Br/>vekho te apne jazBat vekho. <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>If <Br/>You <Br/>Even <Br/>Dream <Br/>Of <Br/>Defeating Or Beating <Br/>Me ... <Br/>You <Br/>Better <Br/>Wake Up <Br/>n <Br/>Apologize .. <Br/> <Br/>I''ll Forgive ... Coz <Br/>M HumBle Na ... ;)
<Br/> <Br/>All Schools, Colleges and Universities of Pakistan will remain close till 11th NovemBer! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>For details visit: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>www.inni-vi-lut-nai-pai-hoi.com <Br/>:-) <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>SHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>In The End, <Br/> <Br/>He does not die, But <Br/> <Br/>Swims Across the Ocean with Heroin in One Hand and <Br/> <Br/>Titanic on the other hand. :-) <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came. <Br/> <Br/>Father: GariB larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye B paisa nahi hy! <Br/> <Br/>Son: is se B gariB aye to mujhe Bula B lena =P ;->
<Br/> <Br/>...NaYa FunDa... <Br/> <Br/>aB har Bachha Bindass keh sakta hy: <Br/>Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE" <Br/>film dekhee... =P
<Br/> <Br/>...NaYa FunDa... <Br/> <Br/>aB har Bachha Bindass keh sakta hy: <Br/>Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE" <Br/>film dekhee... =P
<Br/>Everything is <Br/>"Pre-Written" <Br/>But, with Prayers <Br/>it can Be <Br/>"Re-Written"... ;-> <Br/> <Br/>/GooD MorninG\ <Br/> <Br/>Have a Blessed Day (:->
<Br/> <Br/>1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le, <Br/> <Br/>wo sedha qaBristan pohancha aur wahan Baith kar kehne laga: <Br/> <Br/>Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.