<Br/>After watchng the pepsi advertisement, a Boy suddenly starts kissing his GF.
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<Br/>Gf: ye kia ker rahe ho?
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<Br/>Boy
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<Br/>DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI;-)
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<Br/>Find ur Japanese Name:
<Br/>Take each letter of ur name & suBstitute it with Japanese sound..
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<Br/>A=ka
<Br/>B=tu
<Br/>C=mi
<Br/>D=te
<Br/>E=ku
<Br/>F=lu
<Br/>G=ji
<Br/>H=ri
<Br/>I=ki
<Br/>J=zu
<Br/>K=me
<Br/>L=ta
<Br/>M=rin
<Br/>N=to
<Br/>O=mo
<Br/>P=no
<Br/>Q=ke
<Br/>R=shi
<Br/>S=ari
<Br/>T=chi
<Br/>U=do
<Br/>V=ru
<Br/>W=mei
<Br/>X=na
<Br/>Y=fu
<Br/>Z=zi
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<Br/>4wd It to Ur Friends 4 fun..:-)
<Br/>Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.
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<Br/>Sharm karo Begharato mulk de halat
<Br/>vekho te apne jazBat vekho.
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<Br/>SHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes.
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<Br/>In The End,
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<Br/>He does not die, But
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<Br/>Swims Across the Ocean with Heroin in One Hand and
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<Br/>Titanic on the other hand. :-)
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<Br/>Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.
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<Br/>Father: GariB larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye B paisa nahi hy!
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<Br/>Son: is se B gariB aye to mujhe Bula B lena =P ;->
<Br/>Everything is
<Br/>"Pre-Written"
<Br/>But, with Prayers
<Br/>it can Be
<Br/>"Re-Written"... ;->
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<Br/>/GooD MorninG\
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<Br/>Have a Blessed Day (:->
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<Br/>1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,
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<Br/>wo sedha qaBristan pohancha aur wahan Baith kar kehne laga:
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<Br/>Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.