<Br/>Pathan Ki B.V Us k
<Br/>Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai
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<Br/>Logo''n Ne Poocha
<Br/>Khan SaaB AB Kia Kro Ge ?
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<Br/>Pathan Bola
<Br/>Kerna Kia Hy, AB Gaadi
<Br/>Khud Chalao''n Ga ... =P ;)
<Br/>Aaj Ki Dua:
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<Br/>Aye Allah!
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<Br/>Koi Ghalti Se Mere NumBer Per Balance Send Kar Day.
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<Br/>SaB Kaho Aameen. :-)
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<Br/>Ek Aadmi Hath Main Ek Packet liye tezi se Bhag Raha Tha.
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<Br/>Police ne Rok K Puch: Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?
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<Br/>Aadmi: Main Apni Biwi K Liye Kaprey le kar Ghar Ja Raha hon.
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<Br/>Police: To is Tarha Bhag Q Rahe ho?
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<Br/>Admi: Mujhe Darr Hai K Ghar Pohonchtey Pohonchtey Fashion na change ho jaye. :-)
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<Br/>1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai Chai(Tea) Ka Order Diya.
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<Br/>Waiter Ne 1 Chhotay Se Cup Main Chai Di.
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<Br/>Dehaati Ek He Saans Main Chai Pee Kar Bola:
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<Br/>"Bao Mittha Theak Aye. Hun Chah Liya." :-)
<Br/>Judge 2 a smart girl
<Br/>U murdered ur frend jst Bcoz she tore a page 4rm ur noteBook?
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<Br/>Yes, Bcoz that page had an autograph of "HumAyuN"
<Br/>Uff ye grlz B na =P ;)
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<Br/>Bohat Dino''n Se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Dosto''n Ko
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<Br/>Aaj Film " Kameeney " Dekhi Tou SaB Yaad Aa Gaye ;->
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<Br/>Waisey tou un dono Bhaiyo ke pyar ki koi misaal na thi "paPpu"
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<Br/>Par raat ko Cheni ki khatir dono kutton ki tarha lar
<Br/>paray... ;->
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