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aaj kal molvi b 2 qism k ho gaye hain
<Br/> <Br/>Aaj kal Molvi B 2 Qism k ho gaye hain. <Br/> <Br/>1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy, <Br/> <Br/>"Molvi saB, <Br/>ap Darood waalay Molvi ho, <Br/>ya Barood waalay.";-)
o yaara ye bkra kitne ka hai ?
<Br/> <Br/>Pathan; o yaara ye Bkra kitne ka hai ? <Br/> <Br/>admi : 28000 ka <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>pthan heran ho kr <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>camery wala ha.. :p ;-> <Br/>
ajab prem ki ghazab kahani
<Br/> <Br/>Once A pig fell in luv with a chicken & they Both kissed each other. <Br/>Nxt day <Br/>Pig died of Bird flu & chicken died of swine flu <Br/> <Br/>AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI =P ;) <Br/>
really smart one
<Br/> <Br/>Really SmArt One <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>I May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me..... <Br/> <Br/>But <Br/> <Br/>I Surely Do Respect Their Choice... =P ;)
sabaq phir parh0 sadaqat
<Br/> <Br/>Teacher: <Br/>saBaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka <Br/> <Br/>pathan: <Br/>lo kar lo Bat! <Br/>Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka Bhi parhen.
qarz e hasna kisay kehte hain
<Br/> <Br/>Teacher: <Br/> <Br/>"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: <Br/> <Br/>"JaB Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"! <Br/>
ek pathan mobile company
<Br/>Ek Pathan MoBile Company Main JoB K Liye Gaya: <Br/> <Br/>1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: Al-Quaida. :-)
2 logon ka aap kuch nahi bigaar saktay
<Br/> <Br/>2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1. Jo Moo per Jhoot Bolay... <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye. :-)
college ki building ko aag lag gayi
<Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Girls college ki Building ko aag lag gayi. <Br/>College ki suB larkian door khari huns rahi thi kay chalo aB college to nahi aana paray ga <Br/>Lekin eik khuBsorat larki <Br/>Ro rehi thi <Br/>Eik sir ny pocha <Br/>''''Beta! Tum kyun ro rehi ho? <Br/>Larki nay rotay howay jawaB diya <Br/>Sir meri Book mein "HumAyuN" ki picture thi ..
abey haan ab mootne de gi ya nahi?
<Br/> <Br/>Laila ne majno ko ek darakht k peechy dekha <Br/>or kaha tum majno ho? Wo <Br/>Bola haan <Br/>Phir usko deevar k peechey dekha or kaha tum majno ho? <Br/>Wo Bola haan <Br/>Phir usko ek darwaze k peecha dekha or kaha tum majno ho? Wo <Br/>Bola aBey haan aB mootne de gi ya nahi? =P ;)
the eternal truth?
<Br/> <Br/>Man and Woman -The ''eternal'' truth? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>The (eternal) Man: Do you love me just Because my father left me a fortune? <Br/> <Br/>The (eternal) Woman: No silly Boy! I''d love you no matter who left you the money. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Moral: The eternal truth Between man and woman. <Br/>
jab se sardi ki hui hai pehli baarish
<Br/> <Br/>JaB Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish, <Br/> <Br/>Jism main Muslasal ho gai Hai Kharish, <Br/> <Br/>Kuch Machcharon, Khatmaloon ki Bhi Hai Wajah, <Br/> <Br/>Begum ne Bistra Alag Karney Ki, kee Hai Guzarish. :-)

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