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<Br/>To Be Great <Br/>Is To Be Misunderstood ... <Br/>And <Br/>I m Always Misunderstood <Br/>Therefore <Br/>I m Great ... =P ;) <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>~AtTiTuDe PeRsOnIfIeD~ <Br/> <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>NEWS <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>MErE MoBiLE mE KhudKAsh BoMB hAmLA huA hy.. <Br/>12 sMs Moke pEr jAnBAhAk, <Br/>25 ShAdEEd ZAkhMi, <Br/>50 sMs LA pAtA, <Br/>Or.. <Br/>8 sMs nE INBoX mE dAm tOr diA.. =P ;->
<Br/> <Br/>Police wala Thanay mein ek Mulzim ko Bohat mar raha tha,aur us per Bohat saray ilzam laga raha tha. <Br/> <Br/>Isi doraan Usko ghar se fone aya k us k ghar Beta paida huwa hai, <Br/>fone sun kar us ne doosron ko Bataya, Mulzim ghussay se cheekha Or kehnay lga <Br/> <Br/>"PA DE PA DE A V CASE MERE UTTAY PA DE"
<Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Gharaylo Totky <Br/> <Br/>1-agr apko kutta kat ly to ap usy kat len.HisaB BraBr <Br/>2-Dudh phut jay to sfaed dhage sy c len,Ksi ko pta nhe chlega <Br/> <Br/>3-Agr apka qad chota hy tu 3,4 Bar phansi lga lain agr Bach gy tu Bht faida hoga <Br/> <Br/>4-Agr ap k Bal girty hn tu tind krwa lain phr nhi girain gy. <Br/> <Br/>
<Br/>Judge mulzim se:kia tm ne pehly B kBi jail kati ha? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Mulzim:janaB 2 dafa koshsh kr chuka hn magar slakhen Bht moti thi me kamyaB nai ho ska:-D <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Sikh: Ghar ma Mera hi Hukam chlta hy <Br/>Ma Kehta hon, garm pani ly aao, wo le aati hy, <Br/> <Br/>Dost: Garam pani Q? <Br/>Sikh: Garam pani ma hi Bartan Achay Dhultay hain:-)
<Br/> <Br/>Lrka lrki se:jan mjy tmhari ankhon me <Br/>sari dunya ka nzara nzr ata ha <Br/> <Br/>Larky ka dost Bola: <Br/>zra dkh k Btao mri Bhens kahan ha:-D <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Govt ne pehle.. <Br/>Oil..k rates Berha dyay, phir <Br/>Aata..phir <Br/>Chawal..phir <Br/>Cheeni..phir <Br/>SaBzi..phir <Br/>kuch na mila tou time me 1 hour Barha dia.. <Br/>AB govt k pas kuch Barhanay ko nai raha to <Br/>To... <Br/>To... <Br/>To... <Br/>Ptcl numBer main 1 digit Barha dia :)
<Br/>Plz,,, <Br/>HELP My Frnd.... <Br/>Gul Khan <Br/>Gul khan Boht pareshan hai... <Br/> <Br/>Kya koi usay Bta sakta he k ramzan ki jhandia kaha milti han ?
<Br/>B4 u speak. <Br/>(listen) <Br/> <Br/>B4 u pray.. <Br/>(forgive) <Br/> <Br/>B4 u quit.. <Br/>(try) <Br/> <Br/>B4 U hate.. <Br/>(love) <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>B4 u die. <Br/>(Apni Property Mere Naam Kar dena)
<Br/> <Br/>Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha. <Br/>Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qaBul hogi. <Br/>Us ne roza rakha. Sara din Bari mushkil se guzara. <Br/>Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya. <Br/>Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho? <Br/>Woh Bola peer saB suBah EID kerwa do... =P ;->
<Br/> <Br/>English Theory <Br/> <Br/>"I love to walk in a rain Because no one can see my tears" <Br/> <Br/>Pakistani Theory <Br/> <Br/>"Main Barish main isliye chalta hon ta k daney mar jaye" ;-> <Br/>