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<Br/> <Br/>Hum Gaye Thay Un K Ghar, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Unki Ammi Ne Khola Darwaza <Br/> <Br/>Hum GhaBra K Bolay Aunti <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>TaliBan aa gaye hain caBle katwa Lo!
<Br/>Hey Dude <Br/>A Piece Of Advice <Br/>For You ... !! <Br/> <Br/>Never Think Yourself <Br/> <Br/>As An Ugly Person <Br/> <Br/>Always <Br/> <Br/>Consider Yourself <Br/> <Br/>A Beautiful <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Monkey ... ;->
<Br/> <Br/>~ T r u t h ~ <Br/> <Br/>Of Every Ten (10) <Br/>Person <Br/>Who Talk ABout You <Br/>Nine (9) Will Say <Br/>Something Bad <Br/>& <Br/>The Tenth (10th) Will <Br/>Say Something Good In <Br/>A Bad Way ... ;->
<Br/>They Said ... <Br/> <Br/>There Would Be Black <Br/>President When Pigs <Br/>Fly ... <Br/> <Br/>OBama Became <Br/>President And Only <Br/>Several Months Later <Br/> <Br/>"SWINE FLU" ... ;-> <Br/>
<Br/>Want To Go USA <Br/> <Br/>Here''s A Chance For You <Br/> <Br/>Mr.OBama Is Waiting <Br/>For You To Be In <Br/>White House <Br/> <Br/>Get Ready <Br/> <Br/>Because <Br/> <Br/>He I In Search Of <Br/>Dog For His Daughter ;) <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>If You Keep Your <Br/>Feet Firmly On The <Br/>Ground ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>You''ll Have TrouBle <Br/>Putting On Your <Br/>Pants ... ;->
<Br/> <Br/>CHAIN MSG <Br/> <Br/>Baraey MeherBani Es Msg <Br/>Ko Itna Fwd Karain K <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Mere Bhai Tak Pohanch Jaey <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>"Oye Ammi Keh Rahi Hain Salan <Br/>K Sath 2 Naan Bhi Lay Aana" ;)
<Br/> <Br/>Itna Busy B na raha karo, <Br/> <Br/>kaBhi hame Bhi yaad kar liya karo. <Br/> <Br/>Shero-Shayari na aati ho na sahi. <Br/> <Br/>Aaye hue SMS hi forward kar diya karo.
<Br/>HusBand crying in front of TV <Br/>wife:which serial u r watching <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>HusBand : No serial <Br/>our marriage CD <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai <Br/>Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B <Br/>katori le k khada rhta Hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pani Puri wale k paas. <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Teacher 2 chiLd! <Br/> <Br/>Tum Bohat Badtamez ho gaye ho Batao kya saza dun tumhen?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Child: <Br/>Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe Bathi hai us K Sath Bahir nikal dain;-) <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Jail mei 3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne <Br/>jurm k Bare mei Bta rahe thy? <Br/> <Br/>1st Qaidi: Mujy 2 sal ki saza hoi Q k mei ne chori ki thi. <Br/>2nd Qaidi: Mujy 3 saal ki Saza hOI Q K Mainay Bank Lota Tha, <Br/> <Br/>3rd Qaidi:Mujhay 14 Saal kI Qaid Hui Q K <Br/>Mainay Sirf Aik Sms Kia Tha... =P ;-> <Br/>