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<Br/> <Br/>JaB lite Band hoti hai tB suB ki khul jati hai <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Aankh Garmi se. :-)
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath niBhaon ga <Br/>"doston" <Br/> <Br/>Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya... :-)
<Br/> <Br/>Faqeer-1 rupay ka <Br/>sawal hy SahaB ! <Br/> <Br/>SahaB-Aray kam as <Br/>kam meri auqat dkh kr <Br/>maang <Br/> <Br/>Faqeer-10 rupay ka <Br/>sawal hy SahaB <Br/> <Br/>SahaB-ABay, apni <Br/>auqaat dekh ker maang ;-> <Br/>
<Br/>Judge - Sach Sach <Br/>BtaoTum Ne Apni Biwi <Br/>Per Kis Waja Se Haath <Br/>Uthaya Tha <Br/> <Br/>Mulzim - 3 Baato''n Ki <Br/>Waja Se <Br/>1. Us ki Kamar Meri <Br/>Taraf Thi <Br/>2. Us k Haath Me Belan <Br/>Nhi Tha <Br/>3. Aur SaB Se Bari <Br/>Waja, Mere Bhaagne k <Br/>Liye Darwaza Khula <Br/>Tha ... ;->
<Br/> <Br/>A man was lost alone <Br/>on an island. 1day he <Br/>decided 2 Build a <Br/>wooden Boat.Suddenly <Br/>a grl comes & man uses <Br/>d wood 4 makin <Br/>a Bed <Br/> <Br/>Moral: A girl can <Br/>change Ur aim .. <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai <Br/> <Br/>suBajh sham dil Beqrar rehta har <Br/> <Br/>koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani Bhejo <Br/> <Br/>tum se raBta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai <Br/> <Br/>hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara <Br/> <Br/>dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai <Br/> <Br/>teray her lafz se roshni photti hai <Br/> <Br/>teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai <Br/> <Br/>aB to mushkil hai is package se Bachna <Br/> <Br/>10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->
<Br/> <Br/>Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha.. <Br/> <Br/>Wah Wah...! <Br/> <Br/>Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha.. <Br/> <Br/>Aao <Br/>Mithi Mithi Batein Karein <Br/>"AAM" <Br/>Ki Tarha.. <Br/> <Br/>HAPPY <Br/>MANGO SEASON. <Br/>
<Br/>Meri Har Zarurat Mere Dost Jc Hai <Br/> <Br/>Mre DiL Mai Bani Murat Mere Dost Jc Hai <Br/> <Br/>Yun Mat Kaho Mra Dost BANDAR Jsa Hai <Br/> <Br/>U Kaho BANDAR Ki Surat Mere dost Jc Hai!.. ;-> <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr BAAr TujhE <Br/>Khud hE LAmBi cALL kAron "PAppu" , , , <Br/> <Br/>LEkin MErE DAmAn mE MiSS CaLL <Br/>k siwA kuCh Bhi nAhi... ;-> <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>FuNnY BUt TrUe <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>A CeleBrity Is Someone Who Works Hard <Br/>All His Life To Become Known <Br/>& Then Wears Dark Glasses <Br/>To Avoid Being Recognised. "
<Br/> <Br/>Zardari AB Chup Ka Roza Rakhain ge <Br/>Or KaBhi Nahi Bolein ge, <Br/> <Br/>kyun K Zardari Ne Suna Hai, <Br/> <Br/>"khatay Huay Bolna Nahi Chahiay" <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>HusBand: <Br/>aGAr mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0 <Br/>MeIn MulK kI TAqdEEr BAdAL dUn gAa..!!;-> <Br/> <Br/>Wife: <Br/>Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0 <Br/>SuBhA se Ulti peHni huEy hEy:-P.....=p <Br/>