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<Br/>Roza Hmain SaBr Krnay K Dars deta Hai, <Br/>Is Liay aP SaB Log Ramzan Shareef Me <Br/>Loadsheding Per SaBr Kr K Sachay <Br/>Muslman Honay kA SaBot Dain. <Br/> <Br/>ManjAniB <Br/>Wapda <Br/>K.E.S.C <Br/>P.E.P.C.O <Br/> <Br/>Thanx <Br/>Regards <Br/> <Br/>Raja Pervaiz Ashraf... ;->
<Br/>Wife:Apna Bacha AB Chalne Laga Hai <Br/>HusBand: kaB Se? <Br/>wife: 8 din Se. <Br/>HusBand: Arre tum AB Bata Rahi Ho? <Br/>wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga <Br/>
<Br/>Wo kOn c Movie Hai jO AP Awaz Band Kr k Bhi Dekh Saktay, or Entertain Ho Jatay hO.. <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"MR.BEAN" ;->
<Br/> <Br/>Jangle men shair ki Bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia.. <Br/> <Br/>Shair ne saB jungle walo ko muqadmy k lie Bulaya.. <Br/> <Br/>SaB se peechy 1 chooha B araha tha <Br/>Donkey ne poocha tum kidr ja rhy ho? <Br/> <Br/>Choohay ne moncho pa hath pher kr kaha.. <Br/> <Br/>Tera Bhai ka nam Bhi aya hai... =D ;->
<Br/>1 Girl: <Br/>Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo <Br/>Smart <Br/>KhuBsurt <Br/>Decent <Br/>Shareef <Br/>Dashing <Br/>Naik <Br/>Ho <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni <Br/> <Br/>"" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...
<Br/> <Br/> <Br/>2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey Beth kr Baten <Br/>kr rhe they k achank drakht se ek aam{mango} <Br/>girta hy.. <Br/>pehla pathan 2srey se ye aam kese gira? <Br/>aam khud hath jorr kr answr deta hy <Br/>k saalo pak gya hon <Br/>mei tum logo ki Baten sun kr... ;-> <Br/>
<Br/>Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U BolA, <Br/> <Br/>kya karu? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le, <Br/> <Br/>zindgi me agr duBara Bolde to mera nam Badal dena
<Br/> <Br/>Sultan Rahi: <Br/>Oye, mere Boovay aggay potti kinnay kiti ae.....? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mustafa Qureshi: <Br/>Tez aai c shoniya, nikal gai thaa kar k.... =P ;) <Br/>
<Br/>Boy to Girl: <Br/>"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho." <Br/> <Br/>Girl: <Br/>"Sach kya Main itni KhuBsurat hun?" <Br/> <Br/>Boy: <Br/>"Arey nahi !! <Br/>Main to Ye Btana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol matol ho." :-)
<Br/>Aik Bv ne apny Naraz Shohar ko msg Bheja (pora parhna) <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Zara jo door jaty ho, <Br/> <Br/>TaB ehsas hota hai <Br/> <Br/>k Baqi kuch nhi rehta <Br/> <Br/>Mere jevan k angan main <Br/> <Br/>Meri khushion k daman main <Br/> <Br/>Tere Bin kuch nhi rahta <Br/> <Br/>Udasi Chahee rahti hai <Br/> <Br/>Sapne Adhuray se lagte hain <Br/> <Br/>Din Sadion se lagte hain <Br/> <Br/>In Ankhon ki jalti lo Madhm parne lagti hai <Br/> <Br/>Umeden marne lagti hain <Br/> <Br/>Tere hathon se mere hath <Br/> <Br/>Achank choot jate hain <Br/> <Br/>Mere Armaan Roty hain <Br/> <Br/>Tujhe awaz dete hain <Br/> <Br/>Tujhe wapas Bulate hain <Br/> <Br/>Suno Laot Aao na <Br/> <Br/>Suno Laot Aao Na <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Neez (: Aaty howy tandoor sy 15 Rotiyan Lety aana) <Br/>
<Br/>Don''t study too much that you forget your ownself!! <Br/>Or in the end you wud Be... <Br/> <Br/>Like.. <Br/>Isac Newton Boiled his watch in place of egg while he was noticing time from the egg in place of watch.. <Br/> <Br/>AlBert Einstein ever in his life didn''t comB his hairs.. <Br/> <Br/>N aBove all, <Br/>Lous Pasteur forgot the wedding dat of his wedding.. <Br/> <Br/>Hosh se GEO!! <Br/> <Br/>From: <Br/>Back Benchers association.. <Br/> <Br/>Yes!! <Br/>We talk with arguments.
<Br/> <Br/>MuBarak Ho Yaar Tujhe. . . <Br/> <Br/>Mazay Kar Mazay. . . <Br/> <Br/>Khush Hai Han. . . <Br/> <Br/>Hoga He Yaar. . . <Br/> <Br/>Eik Din Aur Jo Mil Gaya Tujhe Azadi Ka. . . ;->