humayun sirf mera hai

humayun sirf mera hai

1 Girl:
Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo
Smart
Khubsurt
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
Naik
Ho


2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni

"" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...
  

May, 05 2010     155 chars (1 sms)     2841 views       Fathers day

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"God gave me the greatest gift I ever had,
God gave me a best friend in the form of my dad.
Father's Day wishes for a dad who is one in a million! "
Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator?

stdnt-No Sir!

By mistake i brought tomorrow exam''s Chit today:-)
So many wonderful years in all kinds of weather,
Thinking of u father brings memories to mind,
Wonderful moments I will forever treasure,
I love u so dearly.
Happy Fathers Day!



Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Dost: Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)
Tamam Gunahon Ki Saza
ALLAH Jab Tak Chahay Talta Rehta Hy
Lkin Waldain Ke Nafrman Ko
Uski Zndge Me He Saza Deta He

Love Your Parents !
Respect them

Janab Asif Zardari Apni Kitab

"Kuttapan"

Main Likhtay Hai K

"MAIN Kuttay Ko Ya Kutta Mujhay Kat Lay

Dun0 Surton Main Teeka

Kuttay Ko He Lagay Ga "
Luv never dies..
It remains forever
&
forever
&
forever
&
forever..
Only partner changes.. ;-)
So keep loving d latest one ;-)
I salute your Father who is taking care of such an idiot and duffer child.
He surely has got a strong stamina.

May your Father live Long.

Happy Father Day...


Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
What You Have

Inherited From

Your Father,

You Must Earn Over

Again For Yourselves,

Or It Will Not Be Yours.

Happy Fathers" Day,


U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!
F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who''s There
H= He''s My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One...No One Can Beat Him He''s The Best!!!