humayun sirf mera hai

humayun sirf mera hai

1 Girl:
Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo
Smart
Khubsurt
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
Naik
Ho


2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni

"" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...
  

May, 05 2010     155 chars (1 sms)     3107 views       Fathers day

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"God gave me the greatest gift I ever had,
God gave me a best friend in the form of my dad.
Father's Day wishes for a dad who is one in a million! "
Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator?

stdnt-No Sir!

By mistake i brought tomorrow exam''s Chit today:-)
"Delightful And Loving,
Loved And Admired,
Dad, You''re My Hero,
My Life You''ve Inspired. And When All My Blessings
Are Counted Each Day,
I Thank God In Heaven
For Dad When I Pray. Dad Thanks For Your Presence
Throughout Thick And Thin;
You''re More Than A Parent,
You''re My Wonderful Friend.
."
Happy Father Day



Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Dost: Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)
nata torne ka zikar mut mujh se faraz.

main logon se kah don ga use fursat nahi milne ki.
My Father Didn''t

Tell Me How To Live;

He Lived, And Let

Me Watch Him Do It.

Happy Fathers Day!
I salute your Father who is taking care of such an idiot and duffer child.
He surely has got a strong stamina.

May your Father live Long.

Happy Father Day...


Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
What You Have

Inherited From

Your Father,

You Must Earn Over

Again For Yourselves,

Or It Will Not Be Yours.

Happy Fathers" Day,
Some Things Are

Just Better The

Way They Are

Like You!

Happy Fathers"Day!

1 Girl:
Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo
Smart
Khubsurt
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
Naik
Ho


2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni

"" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...


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Patni:Dekho,Wo Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai De Rahe Hai.


Pati:Wo Usse DROP Karne Aaya Hai,RECEIVE Karne Nahi..