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May, 06 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     2580 views       Fathers day

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Musharaf Ne Istefa De Diya Hai FARAZ,

Wah Wah

Musharaf Ne Istefa De Diya Hai FARAZ,

Wah Wah

Kaise Bache Ga Pakistan Ab Zardari Ke Hath..

Wah Wah Wah..



Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Dost: Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)
"Delightful And Loving,
Loved And Admired,
Dad, You''re My Hero,
My Life You''ve Inspired. And When All My Blessings
Are Counted Each Day,
I Thank God In Heaven
For Dad When I Pray. Dad Thanks For Your Presence
Throughout Thick And Thin;
You''re More Than A Parent,
You''re My Wonderful Friend.
."
Happy Father Day


U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize

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U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!
What You Have

Inherited From

Your Father,

You Must Earn Over

Again For Yourselves,

Or It Will Not Be Yours.

Happy Fathers" Day,
Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator?

stdnt-No Sir!

By mistake i brought tomorrow exam''s Chit today:-)
My Father Didn''t

Tell Me How To Live;

He Lived, And Let

Me Watch Him Do It.

Happy Fathers Day!
I"D Go Through

Stretch Marks Again

For You.

Happy Fathers" Day,


Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
A Father means so many things...
An understanding heart,
A source of strength and support right from the very start.
Happy Father's Day!!!
Some Things Are

Just Better The

Way They Are

Like You!

Happy Fathers"Day!
I know just the person who needs
“101 Ways to Be a Great Dad”.
Don’t worry it isn’t you!
Happy Father’s Day!