Pay My Regards To Ur Father

Pay My Regards To Ur Father
Pay My Regards To Ur Father
Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child,
What A Stamina He Has Got..
I Salute Ur Father:p

Happy Father’s day
  

Oct, 03 2011     140 chars (1 sms)     3054 views       Fathers day

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U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize

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U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!
Daddy, I Love You
For All That You Do.
I''ll Kiss You And Hug You
''Cause You Love Me, Too.

You Feed Me And Need Me
To Teach You To Play,
So Smile ''Cause I Love You
On This Father''s Day.


Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards

Kya Btaye''n Tujhy
Mere Dost, Ab k Saal




Ja Rahy Thay Yaado''n
Ko Liye Dil Main Sambhaal




Ek Ajnabi Ne Achanak Jo
Rok Ker Kaha







Chal PAPUU Mobile Nikaal
I know just the person who needs
“101 Ways to Be a Great Dad”.
Don’t worry it isn’t you!
Happy Father’s Day!


AIRPORT Pe-
Patni:Dekho,Wo Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai De Rahe Hai.


Pati:Wo Usse DROP Karne Aaya Hai,RECEIVE Karne Nahi..
Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator?

stdnt-No Sir!

By mistake i brought tomorrow exam''s Chit today:-)
nata torne ka zikar mut mujh se faraz.

main logon se kah don ga use fursat nahi milne ki.
I"D Go Through

Stretch Marks Again

For You.

Happy Fathers" Day,
"Delightful And Loving,
Loved And Admired,
Dad, You''re My Hero,
My Life You''ve Inspired. And When All My Blessings
Are Counted Each Day,
I Thank God In Heaven
For Dad When I Pray. Dad Thanks For Your Presence
Throughout Thick And Thin;
You''re More Than A Parent,
You''re My Wonderful Friend.
."
Happy Father Day
So many wonderful years in all kinds of weather,
Thinking of u father brings memories to mind,
Wonderful moments I will forever treasure,
I love u so dearly.
Happy Fathers Day!
A Father Is Someone That
Holds Your Hand At The Fair
Makes Sure You Do What Your Mother Says
Holds Back Your Hair When Yor Are Sick
Brushes That Hair When It Is Tangled Because Mother Is Too Busy
Lets You Eat Ice Cream For Breakfeast
But Only When Mother Is Away
He Walks You Down The Aisle
And Tells You Everythings Gonna Be Ok