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May, 05 2010     143 chars (1 sms)     2800 views       Fathers day

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Shadi Me Munna Papa Se:
Papa Khana Kab Khaen Ge ?
Papa;Dear Dolha Dulhan Aayen Ge Unko Ye Peson Ka Lifafa Den Ge Phr
Khana Khaen Ge

Munnah: Bhaga Gaya Stage Ki Janib Doolhe Se Kehne Laga Ye Lo 1TT Rupe 2plate Biryani Or Salaad K Pese Kaat Lo... ;->
What You Have

Inherited From

Your Father,

You Must Earn Over

Again For Yourselves,

Or It Will Not Be Yours.

Happy Fathers" Day,

1 Girl:
Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo
Smart
Khubsurt
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
Naik
Ho


2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni

"" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...
"God gave me the greatest gift I ever had,
God gave me a best friend in the form of my dad.
Father's Day wishes for a dad who is one in a million! "
Friendly, Affectionate, Tender, Heroic, Easygoing and Righteous...
That's you Papa
Happy Father's Day!
Luv never dies..
It remains forever
&
forever
&
forever
&
forever..
Only partner changes.. ;-)
So keep loving d latest one ;-)
Some Things Are

Just Better The

Way They Are

Like You!

Happy Fathers"Day!
I salute your Father who is taking care of such an idiot and duffer child.
He surely has got a strong stamina.

May your Father live Long.

Happy Father Day...
Thanks For Being There

Through The Tears,

Laughter And Dirty

Diapers.

Happy Father"S Day!


U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!
What You Have

Inherited From

Your Father,

You Must Earn Over

Again For Yourselves,

Or It Will Not Be Yours.

Happy Fathers" Day,

Janab Asif Zardari Apni Kitab

"Kuttapan"

Main Likhtay Hai K

"MAIN Kuttay Ko Ya Kutta Mujhay Kat Lay

Dun0 Surton Main Teeka

Kuttay Ko He Lagay Ga "