musharaf ne istefa d

musharaf ne istefa d





Musharaf Ne Istefa De Diya Hai FARAZ,

Wah Wah

Musharaf Ne Istefa De Diya Hai FARAZ,

Wah Wah

Kaise Bache Ga Pakistan Ab Zardari Ke Hath..

Wah Wah Wah..
  

May, 05 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     2470 views       Fathers day

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U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize

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.

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U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!
My Father Didn''t

Tell Me How To Live;

He Lived, And Let

Me Watch Him Do It.

Happy Fathers Day!
I salute your Father who is taking care of such an idiot and duffer child.
He surely has got a strong stamina.

May your Father live Long.

Happy Father Day...

1 Girl:
Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo
Smart
Khubsurt
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
Naik
Ho


2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni

"" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...


I Cannot Think Of

Any Need In Childhood

As Strong As The Need

For A Father''s Protection.

Happy Fathers" Day,

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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Pay My Regards To Ur Father
Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child,
What A Stamina He Has Got..
I Salute Ur Father:p

Happy Father’s day
I"D Go Through

Stretch Marks Again

For You.

Happy Fathers" Day,
A Father means so many things...
An understanding heart,
A source of strength and support right from the very start.
Happy Father's Day!!!


Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
Luv never dies..
It remains forever
&
forever
&
forever
&
forever..
Only partner changes.. ;-)
So keep loving d latest one ;-)
Its A Voice Of Father

~*~ Umar Bhar Jis Phool Ki Main Ne Parwarish Ki ~*~


~*~ Jab Khushbuu k Qaabil Hua Tou Ghairo'n ko De Dia ~*~
Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator?

stdnt-No Sir!

By mistake i brought tomorrow exam''s Chit today:-)