one in a million! "

one in a million! "
"God gave me the greatest gift I ever had,
God gave me a best friend in the form of my dad.
Father's Day wishes for a dad who is one in a million! "
  

Oct, 03 2011     148 chars (1 sms)     3801 views       Fathers day

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Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
Thanks For Being There

Through The Tears,

Laughter And Dirty

Diapers.

Happy Father"S Day!


AIRPORT Pe-
Patni:Dekho,Wo Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai De Rahe Hai.


Pati:Wo Usse DROP Karne Aaya Hai,RECEIVE Karne Nahi..
Tamam Gunahon Ki Saza
ALLAH Jab Tak Chahay Talta Rehta Hy
Lkin Waldain Ke Nafrman Ko
Uski Zndge Me He Saza Deta He

Love Your Parents !
Respect them

Janab Asif Zardari Apni Kitab

"Kuttapan"

Main Likhtay Hai K

"MAIN Kuttay Ko Ya Kutta Mujhay Kat Lay

Dun0 Surton Main Teeka

Kuttay Ko He Lagay Ga "


U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize

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U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!
So many wonderful years in all kinds of weather,
Thinking of u father brings memories to mind,
Wonderful moments I will forever treasure,
I love u so dearly.
Happy Fathers Day!
Friendly, Affectionate, Tender, Heroic, Easygoing and Righteous...
That's you Papa
Happy Father's Day!
I know just the person who needs
“101 Ways to Be a Great Dad”.
Don’t worry it isn’t you!
Happy Father’s Day!
You May Be Out

Of Sight

But You"Re

Always In

My Mind.

Happy Fathers"Day
What You Have

Inherited From

Your Father,

You Must Earn Over

Again For Yourselves,

Or It Will Not Be Yours.

Happy Fathers" Day,
Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator?

stdnt-No Sir!

By mistake i brought tomorrow exam''s Chit today:-)