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Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
  

May, 06 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2295 views       Fathers day

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Thanks For Being There

Through The Tears,

Laughter And Dirty

Diapers.

Happy Father"S Day!
I"D Go Through

Stretch Marks Again

For You.

Happy Fathers" Day,
I know just the person who needs
“101 Ways to Be a Great Dad”.
Don’t worry it isn’t you!
Happy Father’s Day!



Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Dost: Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)
I salute your Father who is taking care of such an idiot and duffer child.
He surely has got a strong stamina.

May your Father live Long.

Happy Father Day...
Its A Voice Of Father

~*~ Umar Bhar Jis Phool Ki Main Ne Parwarish Ki ~*~


~*~ Jab Khushbuu k Qaabil Hua Tou Ghairo''n ko De Dia ~*~
So many wonderful years in all kinds of weather,
Thinking of u father brings memories to mind,
Wonderful moments I will forever treasure,
I love u so dearly.
Happy Fathers Day!
Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator?

stdnt-No Sir!

By mistake i brought tomorrow exam''s Chit today:-)
nata torne ka zikar mut mujh se faraz.

main logon se kah don ga use fursat nahi milne ki.


I Cannot Think Of

Any Need In Childhood

As Strong As The Need

For A Father''s Protection.

Happy Fathers" Day,

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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )

1 Girl:
Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo
Smart
Khubsurt
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
Naik
Ho


2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni

"" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...
A Father Is Someone That
Holds Your Hand At The Fair
Makes Sure You Do What Your Mother Says
Holds Back Your Hair When Yor Are Sick
Brushes That Hair When It Is Tangled Because Mother Is Too Busy
Lets You Eat Ice Cream For Breakfeast
But Only When Mother Is Away
He Walks You Down The Aisle
And Tells You Everythings Gonna Be Ok