man to man to motel desk

man to man to motel desk


Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
  

May, 06 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2634 views       Fathers day

more Fathers day SMS Messages

Happy Happy Father''s Day

Here''s A Little Song To Say

"Happy, Happy Father''s Day"

No One''s Father Is So Sweet.

Your Kind Ways Just Can''t Be Beat.

Happy Happy Father''s Day;

I Love You In A Big Way!!
"It is easier for a father
to have children than
for children to have a real father.

I’m glad to have u dad, HAPPY FATHERS DAY"

Shadi Me Munna Papa Se:
Papa Khana Kab Khaen Ge ?
Papa;Dear Dolha Dulhan Aayen Ge Unko Ye Peson Ka Lifafa Den Ge Phr
Khana Khaen Ge

Munnah: Bhaga Gaya Stage Ki Janib Doolhe Se Kehne Laga Ye Lo 1TT Rupe 2plate Biryani Or Salaad K Pese Kaat Lo... ;->
My Father Didn''t

Tell Me How To Live;

He Lived, And Let

Me Watch Him Do It.

Happy Fathers Day!
A Father means so many things...
An understanding heart,
A source of strength and support right from the very start.
Happy Father's Day!!!
A Father Is Someone That
Holds Your Hand At The Fair
Makes Sure You Do What Your Mother Says
Holds Back Your Hair When Yor Are Sick
Brushes That Hair When It Is Tangled Because Mother Is Too Busy
Lets You Eat Ice Cream For Breakfeast
But Only When Mother Is Away
He Walks You Down The Aisle
And Tells You Everythings Gonna Be Ok
Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator?

stdnt-No Sir!

By mistake i brought tomorrow exam''s Chit today:-)
Friendly, Affectionate, Tender, Heroic, Easygoing and Righteous...
That's you Papa
Happy Father's Day!
Luv never dies..
It remains forever
&
forever
&
forever
&
forever..
Only partner changes.. ;-)
So keep loving d latest one ;-)
I"D Go Through

Stretch Marks Again

For You.

Happy Fathers" Day,



Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Dost: Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)
Daddy, I Love You
For All That You Do.
I''ll Kiss You And Hug You
''Cause You Love Me, Too.

You Feed Me And Need Me
To Teach You To Play,
So Smile ''Cause I Love You
On This Father''s Day.