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<Br/> <Br/>After a striving movement of 25 years. <Br/> <Br/>MQM chairman ALTAF HUSSAIN has completed his first Book. <Br/> <Br/>Book availaBle on many stalls and Pdf version @ internet also <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Book Name : <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Kallu k Lateefay" =P =D
<Br/> <Br/>Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ? <Br/>Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn <Br/> <Br/>PaThan: Ha Ha Ha... <Br/>O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn.. <Br/> <Br/>Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;->
<Br/> <Br/>Sardar 2 Srdarni: Janu Coka-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha hy? <Br/> <Br/>Srdarni: (Sharmaty Huey) Kro Jee...! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Srdar: BrrrRrrrRrrrR ;->
<Br/>Larki Waley : Aap Ka <Br/>Beta Kia Kerta Hy ??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Larke Ki Maa <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mera Beta 3 Rs <Br/>Mein 500 Sms <Br/>Kerta Hy ... ;-> <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Muft Ka Ihsan Na Laina Yaroo <Br/> <Br/>Dil ABi Awr B Sasty Hown Ge... ;->
<Br/>Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsBnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Socho ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ans-SHANTI
<Br/>Teachr: Tum Bade ho kr kya kroge? <Br/>Santa: Shadi. <Br/>. <Br/>Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlaB kya Banoge? <Br/>Santa:"DADDY <Br/> <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Brrrr... <Br/>BBRRRR... <Br/>BBBRRRRR.... <Br/>Brrr... <Br/>BBBRrrRRR <Br/> <Br/>BRRRRR... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>PAppu CocaCola Pee raha hai... ;->
<Br/> <Br/>Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes. <Br/>What u c?Tell me...! <Br/>Girl- True love. <Br/>Boy- O anni di e! <Br/>Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya? <Br/>kad cheti.. <Br/>Vadi aai true love di... =P ;-> <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi krti <Br/> <Br/>wo pagal hy ya nadan <Br/>q izhar nhi krti <Br/> <Br/>English me kehti hy I LOVE YOU <Br/>Urdu me kehti hy me tmse pyar nhi karti... ;->
<Br/>Tum Na Mile To Tumhari YADOON K Saharey He Jee <Br/>Lengey, <Br/> <Br/>Warna Teri Shaadi Me Aa <Br/>K <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>K <Br/> <Br/>K <Br/> <Br/>K <Br/> <Br/>K <Br/> <Br/>K "*COCA COLA*" <Br/>He <Br/>Pee lengey... ;-> <Br/>BrRrrrr =P <Br/>
<Br/>Teacher: Hume GariBon k <Br/>Sath pyar se paish aana chahiye. <Br/> <Br/>Studnt: Acha aB me samjha. <Br/> <Br/>Teacher: kiya? <Br/> <Br/>Studnt: PAPA aksar Nokrani ko galay Q lagatay hen..:->!