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boys r inteligent than girls!
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boys r inteligent than girls!
boys r inteligent than girls!
Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!
Girl: Any Proof ?
Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)
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May, 05 2010
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Jhatka kuch is tarah
Jhatka kuch is tarah dia sanam ne apni zulfoon ko pappu"
Ikatthi char joein mere daman main aa girin . . . ;->
High Level Insult....
High Level Insult....
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.
Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.
Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.
Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?
Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business
Munna Bhai:
Munna Bhai: Abe circut ,Ye Bata , Ager Bina daaton ka kutta kate tu kya karnay ka ?
circuit: Simple bhai... bolay tuu... Bina sui k 14 injections :D
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
Jahan ki khilwat mei zulul nai ayega,
Jahan ki khilwat mei zulul nai ayega,
Gam-e-tohin se kubul nai ayega,
Maklul ki ibrat hai ye qurfa ghalib,
Dimagh phat jayega par ye sher samjh nai ayega.
extra sheet khappay
Dozkah mein
Drogha k khoff se sary gunhagar imandari
se apne apne gunah paper pe likh
k hall se ja rahy thay k aachanak 1 aawaz i:
" EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY " ;->
GIRL- "i want to
GIRL- "i want to end our reltionship.. I am going to return everything u gave me..."
BOY-"Ok then., Let''s Start with Kisses
Aaj kAdIn bArA *ManHooS* tha ..
Aaj kAdIn bArA *ManHooS* tha ..
ARRAY YAAR ...
ManhOOs Se yAAd AyA ....
KaisA hAi Tu ?? =P *
Goverment nay laga
Goverment nay laga diya SmokinG pay bann..
Toyae Zoyae Aain Gain../ :-D
dil sab sy zaida kab dukhta hai
Ek larki ka dil sab sy zaida kab dukhta hai?
Jb wo kisi kaam wali ko apna
lawn ka print pehne hue dekhti ha
In A Marriage. . .
In A Marriage. . .
One Person Always Wins
And
The Other Person Is Called HUSBAND. . . ;->
your sms r not my di
Your Sms R Not My Disturbance
But.....
The Disturbance Is Your Silence.....
SO Don''t Disturb Me Please !!! ;->
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