boys r inteligent than girls!

boys r inteligent than girls!


Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!

Girl: Any Proof ?

Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)
  

May, 05 2010     134 chars (1 sms)     2265 views       Funny

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Why Is A Lecturer Greater

As Compared To A Mother?

Because A Mother

Can Put Only One Child To

Sleep But A Lecturer

Can Put The

Whole Class To Sleep.:-P
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Hum Pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshay Mai Delivery Kar Dali... =P

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1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:

''''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?
Memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,
Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.
What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?

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idhar hum majbur baithe hai...

baat ho bhi to kaise
jab dono taraf do kanjus baithe hai..
Question Of The Year
Students raat ko Q parhte hein?






Q?





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Q k din me to dhoop parhti hai... ;->
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_/?_ genius hun bhai genius... =P
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2 Cockroaches eating potti in washroom.
1st: yar pait main buhat dard ho raha hai muje potti aa rahi ha
2nd: yar khanay k time pe to kam se kam gandi baatain na kar
Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?
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