<Br/>"Think aBout yourself atleast once in your life time...
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<Br/>Otherwise you may miss the Best comedy in this world.. " ;->
<Br/>2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 Bed in same Blnket
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<Br/>1st: Me 1 lrka hn
<Br/>Tm kon ho?
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<Br/>2nd: Mjhy nai pta
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<Br/>1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo Blankt k andr gya
<Br/>or thori dr Bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"
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<Br/>2nd: Tmhy kese pta?
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<Br/>1st: Q k mere Blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.
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<Br/>Moral :
<Br/>Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->
<Br/>Tipz To Beat Da Summer
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<Br/>1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water
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<Br/>2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside
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<Br/>3-Eat VegetaBles
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<Br/>But Most Important
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<Br/>4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
<Br/>Coool.. ;->
<Br/>Jahaz tofan me ghir gya
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<Br/>CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa Bach nklna ki dua ati ha?
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<Br/>A man raisd hand
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<Br/>CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn
<Br/>hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->
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<Br/>_=_ Deadly Attitude _=_
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<Br/>A n y B o d y
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<Br/>Things To RememBer
<Br/>In Life ...
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<Br/>"Love Your FRIENDS
<Br/>Not Their SISTERS"
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<Br/>And
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<Br/>"Love Your SISTERS
<Br/>Not Their FRIENDS" ;->
<Br/>Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
<Br/>Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La
<Br/>Kr Rakh Dia
<Br/>Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk
<Br/>Betha Raha Phir
<Br/>Chillany Lga
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<Br/>O Kocha Naan Rkh k
<Br/>Gya Hy Salan Tmhara
<Br/>Baap Layega ... ;->
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<Br/>RememBer !
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<Br/>Divorce is never a
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<Br/>Try to stay away for
<Br/>few years
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<Br/>If differences dtill
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<Br/>Just
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<Br/>KILL YOUR WIFE
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<Br/>(Peer Asif Zardari) ;->
