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<Br/> <Br/>1pagal 2nd Se <Br/>Hath Ma Cigrete DaBa K Pochta Ha: Batao Mre Hath Ma Kia Ha? <Br/>2pagal: <Br/>Train. <Br/>1pagal:Tmhe Kese Pta Chala? <Br/>2nd:Tmare Hath Ma Se Dhunwa Nkal Ra Tha ;->
<Br/> <Br/>Apne Sasur Ka Dulaara Hun Main <Br/> <Br/>Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyaara Hun Main <Br/> <Br/>Filhaal To Ye SaB Sapne Hain <Br/> <Br/>Kyonki ABhi Tak Kunwaara Hun Main... ;-> <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>~< SUnehri Baat>~ <Br/>..."Aaj Ka Kam Kal Pe Mat Choro.. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>...Jo Lootna Hay Aaj Hi Loot Lo.." <Br/>(Mr. A.A.Z) <Br/>Samajh Gaya Na Jan|X ... ;->
<Br/> <Br/>A Fact ABout Women: <Br/> <Br/>They Can See A Hair Of A Girl <Br/>On Their HusBand''s Coat From 20 Meters Away, <Br/>But They Can''t See A Pillar <Br/>From 2 Meters While Parking A Car :-D
<Br/>Cho0se one numBer; <Br/> <Br/>10 <Br/> <Br/>20 <Br/> <Br/>30 <Br/> <Br/>40 <Br/> <Br/>50 <Br/> <Br/>60 <Br/> <Br/>70 <Br/> <Br/>80 <Br/> <Br/>90 <Br/> <Br/>100 <Br/> <Br/>Then <Br/>i will tell you <Br/>Nothing <Br/>Tumhain to CHASKA he par gaya hai k kuch intresting reply hoga ... ;->
<Br/> <Br/>"hAmY" IS D BEST N CUTEST" <Br/> <Br/>Say dis 10 tymz slowly wid ful AQEEDAT! <Br/> <Br/>Ye msg 7 logo ko send kro 1 khush khaBri milegi.. <Br/> <Br/>Dont Delete dis iz real, <Br/> <Br/>1 larki ne ise delete krdya tha us k affairs uski AMMI ko pta chal gye <Br/> <Br/>1 or larkay ne ise jhoot smjha usy raat k 2Bje uske ABBU ne fone pe Baat krte hue pakra kr phenti lagaie, <Br/> <Br/>1 or ny name change kr k fwd kr dya <Br/>to usy date pr jaty howy kuttay ny kat lia <Br/> <Br/>so plz dnt ignore n fwd it wdout any CHANGE.. =P ;->
<Br/>Heer..Ranj <Br/> <Br/>Soni..Maiwal <Br/> <Br/>Laila..Majnu <Br/> <Br/>SahiBa..Mirza <Br/> <Br/>Romio..Joleat <Br/> <Br/>Sasi..Panu <Br/> <Br/>Sheren..Frhad <Br/> <Br/>Aur <Br/> <Br/>Coming Soon <Br/> <Br/>The Bigest Lover Of 2009 <Br/> <Br/>Sheery Zardari ;-> <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Facts ABt Me: <Br/> <Br/>Einstien Copied My Eqn E=Mc2 <Br/>Bill Gates Was Asking For A Xp Cd Frm Me <Br/>When I Threw An Apple On Newton He Knew ABt Gravity
<Br/>My Girlfriend Suggested <Br/>A Book For Me To Read To <Br/>Enhance Our Relationship <Br/> <Br/>It''s Entitled : <Br/> <Br/>" Women Are From <Br/>Venus, Men Are <Br/>Wrong ..." ;->
<Br/>parho ge., likho ge., <Br/>ho ge KharaB... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Chori karo ge., Daka dalo ge., <Br/>Bano ge NawaB... <Br/> <Br/>(ASIF ALI ZARDARI)~~^~~ <Br/>
<Br/>AB terey sath "Gold Leave" kon piyega "ZARDARI" <Br/> <Br/>Sheerey Smoker AUnti ki to Chohti hogayeee..
<Br/>Santa: Tum guitar Bahot acha Bajate ho! <Br/>Me Bahar khada sun raha tha <Br/>Banta: Mai kahan Baja raha tha? <Br/>Mai to uske upar se dhul jhad raha tha <Br/>