<Br/>
<Br/>Girlfriend Chahey
<Br/>Jitni Bhi Buri Ban
<Br/>Jaye,
<Br/>KaBhi Us Sy Dosti Mat
<Br/>Torna
<Br/>Kyun k
<Br/>Paani Chahey Kitna Bhi
<Br/>Ganda Ho Jaye,
<Br/>aag Bhujane K Liye
<Br/>Kaafi Hota Hy ;->
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<Br/>Pagal khaney Main Bht
<Br/>Sarey Pagal Naach Rahy
<Br/>Thay. In me Sy 1 Pagal
<Br/>Khamosh Betha Tha
<Br/>Dr. Tm Khamosh Q
<Br/>Bethe Ho?
<Br/>Pagal Ny Kaha-Bewaquf
<Br/>Me "Dulhan" Hon ;->
<Br/>
<Br/>Ek SharaBi 3r Flor
<Br/>Sy Neechy Gir Gaya
<Br/>
<Br/>Log Us k Ird-Gird
<Br/>Jama Ho Gaye Aur Us
<Br/>Sy Poocha - Kya Hua
<Br/>Bhai ?
<Br/>
<Br/>Wo Bola - Pata Nahi,
<Br/>Main Bhi ABhi Neechy
<Br/>Aaya Hon ;->
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<Br/>Pakistani Ny Chinese
<Br/>Sy Kaha:
<Br/>"Aao Hum Tumhe''n
<Br/>Pakistan Ka Sadar
<Br/>Banate Hyn"
<Br/>Is Baat Pr Chinese Ny
<Br/>Pakistani Par Case
<Br/>Ker Dia k
<Br/>"Ye Mujhy Chor
<Br/>Samajhta Hy" ;->
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<Br/>
<Br/>Golden Words:
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<Br/>Tumhari KamyaBi Main SaB Se
<Br/>Barri Rukawaat
<Br/>
<Br/>Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!!
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>< Asif Ali Zardari >
<Br/>A Black Guy Was
<Br/>Given A Pair Of Wings
<Br/>By God
<Br/>
<Br/>He Asked God "Does
<Br/>This Mean That I''m
<Br/>Now An Angel ?"
<Br/>
<Br/>God Laughs "No You
<Br/>Silly Nigger You Are
<Br/>A Bat" ;->
<Br/>Achon Se Zyada
<Br/>Tum Achay Ho,
<Br/>
<Br/>Sachon Se Zyada
<Br/>Tum Sachay Ho,
<Br/>
<Br/>Mene Kaha
<Br/>Mujhe Tum Se MohaBBat Hai,
<Br/>
<Br/>Wo Boli "PAPPU"
<Br/>
<Br/>Sharm Karo
<Br/>ABhi Tum Bachay Ho... =P ;-> o_O
<Br/>Aik Pathan Dosry Se Asi Kiya Cheez Hai
<Br/>
<Br/>Jo Hamary Pas Hoti Tou Hum Bi Dosri
<Br/>
<Br/>Qomo Ki Tarha Izaat Walay Hotay Dosra
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>"Demag" Yar..... :->
<Br/>Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon
<Br/>
<Br/>Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
<Br/>Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.
<Br/>
<Br/>HasBand : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..
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