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<Br/> <Br/>Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon <Br/> <Br/>Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon <Br/> <Br/>Ye SuB Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;-> <Br/> <Br/>ye jo chappal main p <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon <Br/> <Br/>Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon <Br/> <Br/>Ye SuB Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->
<Br/> <Br/>MumBai attacks kay Baad Pakistan ney Bhi India ko apni MOST WANTED LIST Bhej di hai...... <Br/>SINDH demands KATRINA KAIF <Br/> <Br/>PUNJAB demand PRIYANKA CHOPRA <Br/> <Br/>BALOCHISTAN demands KAREENA. KAPOOR <Br/> <Br/>NWFP desperatly and urgently wants SHAHID <Br/>KAPOOR... =P ;->
<Br/> <Br/>Baap Betay K Skool Se Wapis Aya Aur Bola <Br/>Beta School Se Shikayet I Hai <Br/> <Br/>Betay Ne Kaha <Br/>''Konsi Shikayet Papa ,Mein Toh Mahinay Sy School Nai Ja Rha.. <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aap ko 1 word send kia hai.. <Br/> <Br/>Jise aap aage se Parho ya pichhe se, <Br/> <Br/>aap ko mera hi naam dikhai dega.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"ABBA" <Br/>
<Br/>Kam¡yaB INsaN Banne K 3 Tareeqe: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>2. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>3. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bh00tn¡ K, <Br/>Pehle INsaN T0 Banja.. <Br/>Ph¡r S0ch¡y0 Kam¡yaB H0ne Ka... ;->
<Br/>Bachpan mei ki muhaBBat . . . <Br/> <Br/>Jawani mei howe BarBad . . . <Br/> <Br/>WAH WAH . . . <Br/> <Br/>Ticket thi FAISALABAD ki or pohanch gaye HYDERABAD . . . ;->
<Br/>Indian: <Br/>Humare pass kanjar hain, <Br/>kutte hain, Sowar hai. <Br/>Tumhare pass kia hai? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pakistani: <Br/>Tum humara muqaBla kaBhi nhi kar sakte, <Br/>Humare pass ZARDARi hy =P ;-> <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Dedicated to BHAI LOG... <Br/> <Br/>KBhi KBhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Ata Hy Agr <Br/> <Br/>Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota? <Br/> <Br/>To 9.0 Pe Unka Mazar Hota <Br/> <Br/>Mustafa Kamal mazr k upar over head or nechay under pas Bana kar signal free mazar Banata <Br/> <Br/>Farooq Sattar Sajada Nashin Hota <Br/> <Br/>BaBar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta <Br/> <Br/>Wasim Akhtar Jooty Rakhny K Paise Leta <Br/> <Br/>ShoaiB Bukhari Langar Ki Degh Bnata <Br/> <Br/>Saleem Shehzad JeBen Kat''ta <Br/> <Br/>Baqi RaBta Commity Qawali Gati... =P ;->
<Br/> <Br/> <Br/>''''Happy Thappar Day'''' <Br/> <Br/>Today Is Thappar Day. <Br/>Jo B Is Time Ap K Sath Betha Hua Hai Usey Rakh K Thappar Marein. And Plz Forward Dis Msg As Much As U Can. <Br/>
<Br/>" Pakistani Di Mushkil <Br/> <Br/>Ghar Wich PunjaBi Bolo <Br/> <Br/>School Wich Urdu Bolo <Br/> <Br/>Paper English Wich Karu <Br/> <Br/>Tay <Br/> <Br/>Maran To Baad HisaB ArBi Wich <Br/> <Br/>Ufff !! <Br/> <Br/>Hon Tusi Daso K Banda Kray Te Ki Kray. "
<Br/> <Br/>Definition of Laziness:- <Br/> <Br/>"Its a talent <Br/> <Br/>of taking rest <Br/> <Br/>Before you get tired!!" <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Meri jhukki nazroon ko meri nafrat na samajh Faraz <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Agar mujhe Khuda ka darr na hota to me Bhi Imran Hashmi hota....