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<Br/> <Br/>Aik Intahaee Educational Shair Arz Hai... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Honthon Pe Hai Lipstick Aur Naina Kajal Se Lais, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Neutralization Is The Reaction Of Acid With Base... =P ;->
Teacher-Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie <Br/> <Br/>RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila? <Br/> <Br/>Student-Ummeed Mat Haro <Br/> <Br/>Shadi K Bhad B Ladki Pat Sakti Hai.
<Br/> <Br/>Teacher: "Sam, You <Br/>Talk A Lot !" <Br/> <Br/>Sam: "Its A Family <Br/>Tradition " <Br/> <Br/>Teacher: "What Do <Br/>You Mean ?" <Br/> <Br/>Sam: "Sir, My Grandpa <Br/>Was A Street Hawker, <Br/>My Father Is A <Br/>Professor" <Br/> <Br/>Teacher: "What ABout <Br/>Your Mother?" <Br/> <Br/>Sam: "She Is A <Br/>Woman..." ;->
<Br/>Its Easier <Br/>To Be A Lover <Br/>Than <Br/>A HusBand <Br/>For The Simple Reason <Br/>That <Br/>It Is More Difficult To Be <Br/>Witty Everyday <Br/>Than To Say <Br/>Pretty Thing From <Br/>Time To Time... ;-> <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Do Not Walk Behind Me <Br/> <Br/>For I may Not Lead <Br/> <Br/>Bo Not Walk Ahead <Br/>Of Me <Br/> <Br/>For I may Not Follow <Br/> <Br/>Do Not Walk Beside Me, <Br/>Either, <Br/> <Br/>Just Leave Me Alone <Br/>Dammit ... ;->
<Br/>Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka Fan Bahot slow hai? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Guess? Kaise <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>kyu ki… usay <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>HAULE HAULE SE HAWA LAGTI HAI
<Br/>Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact <Br/>date of his death Before 1 month... <Br/>Das:How is it??? <Br/>Vijay:Judge told him the <Br/>date one month Before...!!! <Br/>
<Br/>Ghajani effect <Br/>"A Boy opens his tiffin Box on the road" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>y? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>He wanted 2 check, <Br/>Whether he was going to school or coming Back.
<Br/>Agar Basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi <Br/>Bandhe to Basnti & thakr ka kya rishta hua? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kuch B nahi,kaam karo apna,Thakur k hath hi nahi the.
<Br/> <Br/>A Little Girl Whn Askd <Br/>Her Name Wud <Br/>Rply-"I''m Mr. David''s <Br/>Daughter" <Br/>Her Mother Told Her <Br/>This Was Wrong. She <Br/>Must Say-"I''m Jenifer <Br/>David" <Br/>The Vicar Spoke 2 Her <Br/>In Sunday School & <Br/>Said-"Aren''t U Mr. <Br/>David''s Daughter ?" <Br/>Wid Her Mom Standing <Br/>Just Away, She Rplied <Br/>"I Thought I Was But <Br/>Mom Says I''m Not" ;->
<Br/> <Br/> <Br/>T^r^u^e <Br/>F^a^c^t <Br/> <Br/>Brain x Beauty x <Br/>AvailaBility = Constant <Br/> <Br/>And <Br/> <Br/>This Constant Is <Br/>Always Zero ... ;->
<Br/>There Are Two Types <Br/>Of Women <Br/> <Br/>1 - Without Whom You <Br/>Can''t Live (Every <Br/>Boyfriend Thinks So) <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>2 - With Whom You <Br/>Can''t Live (Every <Br/>HusBand Thinks So ) ;-> <Br/>