<Br/>Diff B/w Ignorance &
<Br/>Patience
<Br/>
<Br/>Whn U See d Mirror &
<Br/>U Dnt Laugh @ Ur Self
<Br/>Tht Is Ignorance
<Br/>&
<Br/>Whn I Luk @ U & I Also
<Br/>Dnt Laugh , Tht Is Calld
<Br/>Patience ;->
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>Pehlay Girl Frndz Hoti Thi,
<Br/>Magr MoB¡Le Pakages Nahi Thay,
<Br/>Or AB
<Br/>
<Br/>MoB¡Le Pakajz Hain Magr Girl Friends Nahi,
<Br/>AB Sirf Un Companies Ki Sim Sale Hoon Gi Jo Ye Offer Krain Gi. . .
<Br/>
<Br/>"Ek Sim Ki Khareedari Per 10 Girlz NumBer Free"
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>Ek Cinema Me "Titanic"
<Br/>
<Br/>Lagi Hui Thi,
<Br/>
<Br/>Romantic Sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya,
<Br/>Mom , Dad
<Br/>
<Br/>Daikhain Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.
<Br/>
<Br/>All Brokers Have Become
<Br/>
<Br/>" BILL GATES "
<Br/>
<Br/>With DeBit ''BILL''
<Br/>In Their Hamds
<Br/>
<Br/>&
<Br/>
<Br/>Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.
<Br/>
<Br/>Son: Daadi Ap Kya Tv Per Aati Hein?
<Br/>
<Br/>Daadi: Ni Beta
<Br/>
<Br/>Son:To Phir Ami Kyn Keh Rahi Thi K Tmhari Daadi Anay Wali Ha AB Roz Darama Hoga:-)
<Br/>
<Br/>Son: Daadi Ap Kya Tv Per Aati Hein?
<Br/>
<Br/>Daadi: Ni Beta
<Br/>
<Br/>Son:To Phir Ami Kyn Keh Rahi Thi K Tmhari Daadi Anay Wali Ha AB Roz Darama Hoga:-)
<Br/>Professor:
<Br/>Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
<Br/>Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
<Br/>Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
<Br/>Sy ... ?
<Br/>
<Br/>Student:
<Br/>Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
<Br/>Kon KhooBsurat Hy !
<Br/>Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
<Br/>
<Br/>The Poor Wish To Be
<Br/>Rich ...
<Br/>
<Br/>The Rich Wish To Be
<Br/>Happy ...
<Br/>
<Br/>The Single Wish Ti
<Br/>Be Married ...
<Br/>
<Br/>And
<Br/>
<Br/>The Married Wish To
<Br/>Be Dead ... ;->
<Br/>Once There Was A
<Br/>Hungry Kutta
<Br/>He Stole A Peice Of
<Br/>Boti By Chacha Diimu
<Br/>Shop
<Br/>Then He Durki Lai &
<Br/>Reach OB Th Bridge
<Br/>Of Naala
<Br/>He Saw Another Kutta
<Br/>In Water With Boti
<Br/>His Thoughts Were
<Br/>Kuttian Aali
<Br/>He Maari Jo Chaal Wich
<Br/>Tey He Lost His Own
<Br/>Boti
<Br/>
<Br/>Moral:
<Br/>Kuttian Aali Socho Gy
<Br/>Tey Kuttian Aali Howay
<Br/>Gi ... ;->
<Br/>
<Br/>We Must Believe In
<Br/>LUCK ...
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>For
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>How Else Can We
<Br/>Explain
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>''The Success Of Those
<Br/>We Do Not Like ...!" ;->
