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<Br/>Pathan 2Ble sawari ja <Br/>rha tha <Br/>Police waly ny rok kr <Br/>kaha: <Br/>Pata nhi hy k 2Ble <Br/>sawari py paBandi hy <Br/>Pathan: <Br/>O Yara pata hy isliye <Br/>to isko waps chorny ja <Br/>rha hn ;-> <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Give A Person A Fish <Br/>And You Feed Him For <Br/>A Day, <Br/>Teach A Person To <Br/>Use The Internet And <Br/>He Won''t Bother You <Br/>For Weeks ... ;-> <Br/>
<Br/>New Economic Lingo - <Br/>Crisis Special <Br/> <Br/>1. CEO - Chief <Br/>EmBezzlement Officer <Br/> <Br/>2. CFO - Corporate <Br/>Fraud Officer <Br/> <Br/>3. VALUE INVESTING - <Br/>The Art Of Buying <Br/>Low & Selling Lower <Br/> <Br/>4. STOCK ANALYST - <Br/>Idiot Who Just <Br/>Downgrade Ur Stock <Br/> <Br/>5. PROFIT - An <Br/>Archaic Word No <Br/>Longer In Use ... ;->
<Br/> <Br/>What is the difference <Br/>Between "A <Br/>Locomotive Engineer" <Br/>& "A Teacher" ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>One Minds The Train, <Br/>Where As <Br/>Other Trains The Mind... <Br/>;-> <Br/>
<Br/>What Kind Of Car <Br/>Drives Over water ... ? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Any Kind Of Car, <Br/>If It Goes Over <Br/>A Bridge ... ;-> <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Ye Keh k Pappu Ko <Br/>Chorh Gaya Raja <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ye Keh k Pappu Ko <Br/>Chorh Gaya Raja <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>DouBle Sawari Band <Br/>Hy, Tu Bus Pakar
<Br/>Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj JoB Par Gaye Hain" <Br/> <Br/>Es Ka Future Tense Banao <Br/> <Br/>Student (Ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge <Br/> <Br/>Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->
<Br/> <Br/>Son : Papa,Aapko Yaad He Apne Kaha Tha <Br/> <Br/>Agar Me Exam Me Paas Ho Jayunga <Br/> <Br/>To Mujhe 5000rs Doge. <Br/> <Br/>Father: Haan <Br/> <Br/>Son: Gud News He, <Br/> <Br/>Apke 5000rs Bach Gaye
<Br/> <Br/>Computer Is Shameless <Br/>Why? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>No <Br/>Underwear..? <Br/>
<Br/>Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡, <Br/>Ta K Khansi Na Ho.. <Br/> <Br/>Wah Wah Wah <Br/> <Br/>Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡, <Br/>TA K Khansi Na Ho.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bachi Phasao Wakeel Ki, <Br/>TA K Phansi Na Ho;-)
<Br/> <Br/>Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha. <Br/> <Br/>Police Ne Usey Pakar Liya. <Br/> <Br/>JaB Usey Le Jaane Lagey To Pathan Bola: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"SaBoot To Utha Loa"
<Br/> <Br/>Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han? <Br/>Studnt: Gi 3 <Br/>1. Quaid-E-Azam <Br/>2. Sikandar-E-Azam <Br/>Aur <Br/>3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam. <Br/>