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<Br/>AkBar: Kal Maine Sapna Dekha <Br/>K Tum GoBar Me Gir Gaye Aur Mai <Br/> <Br/>Shehad (Honey) Me! <Br/> <Br/>BirBal: Ji Maharaj! Fir Mai Apko <Br/> <Br/>Chatne Laga Aur Aap Mujhe.
<Br/> <Br/>1 memon mutthi me ropiya lie jaraha tha <Br/> <Br/>Thori der Bad mutthi kholi hatheli <Br/>pe pasina dekh kr memon Bola <Br/> <Br/>Na ro mere rupay me <Br/> <Br/>tujhe hergiz kharch nhi kroga.. ;->
<Br/> <Br/>=QuotaBle Quotes= <Br/> <Br/>To Be is to do. <Br/>(By Socretes) <Br/> <Br/>To do is to Be. <Br/>(By Plato) <Br/> <Br/>To Be or not to Be. <Br/>(By Shakespeare) <Br/> <Br/>Do Be do Be do.. <Br/>(By ScooBy Doo)... ;->
<Br/>HAWAON <Br/>k hath 1 <Br/>Arman <Br/>Bheja hy <Br/> <Br/>NETWORK <Br/>k zarye 1 <Br/>Pegaam <Br/>Bheja hy <Br/> <Br/>FURSAT <Br/>mily to <Br/>KaBool <Br/>kr lena <Br/> <Br/>Shehar-e-Multan k Shehzaday ''''HumAyuN'''' Ne Salam Bheja <Br/>Hy.. ;-> <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Bhikari: <Br/>Kuch Khana Dedo <Br/> <Br/>Admi: <Br/>Tamatar Khao <Br/> <Br/>Bhikari: <Br/>Roti dedo <Br/> <Br/>Admi: <Br/>Tamatar Khao <Br/> <Br/>Bhikari: <Br/>Tamatar Hi Kyun <Br/> <Br/>Wife: <Br/>Ye Totla Hy <Br/>Keh raha Hy <Br/>Kamakar Khao.. ;->
<Br/> <Br/>AB PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu, <Br/> <Br/>kyou k....? <Br/> <Br/>GADHA 60,000 ka or <Br/>reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF <Br/> <Br/>GF(After Opening) <Br/> <Br/>What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ? <Br/> <Br/>BF : U Wanted Stars Na? <Br/> <Br/>Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!
<Br/>Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H <Br/>20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo <Br/>10 Padte Hein <Br/>5 Ko Samjh Me Aata Hai <Br/>4 To Kanjus Hote Hein <Br/>1 Murga Kismat Se Fasta Hai <Br/> <Br/>Jo Reply Karta Hai <Br/>
<Br/>STORY <Br/> <Br/>"Once A Fisherman Got <Br/>Up Vry Erly In d <Br/>Morning Since Its <Br/>ImpossiBle 2 See <Br/>Anything <Br/>He Wantd 2 Pass His <Br/>Time <Br/>He Found A Sack Full Of <Br/>Small Stones <Br/>He Began Tossing Them <Br/>Into The River <Br/>At Last Whn He Was Left <Br/>Wid One Stone To Toss <Br/>The First Stroke Of <Br/>Sunrise Came <Br/> <Br/>He Saw The Stone He <Br/>Was Holding <Br/> <Br/>It Was Diamond <Br/> <Br/>He Then Realized That <Br/>He Had Thrown A Sack <Br/>Full Of Diamonds ..." <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Moral : <Br/>Never Get Up Early In <Br/>The Morning ... ;-> <Br/>
<Br/>1 Murgha-Murghi Ki <Br/>Love Story <Br/> <Br/>Murgha: I Love You <Br/> <Br/>Murghi: Tum Mere Liye <Br/>Kia Ker Sakte Ho ? <Br/> <Br/>Murgha: Kuch Bhi !! <Br/> <Br/>Murghi: Chalo Phir 1 <Br/>Anda De k Dikhao ... ;->
<Br/>Aankhon me JaB KaBhi Tasveer Aap ki aati hay... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Hum.. <Br/> <Br/>Lahol Wala.. <Br/> <Br/>Parh lete hain.. <Br/> <Br/>TaBiyat SanmBhal.. <Br/> <Br/>Jati hay... <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Patient: Doctor, You <Br/>Must Help Me, I Keep <Br/>Losing My Temper With <Br/>People <Br/>Doctor: Tell me ABout <Br/>Your ProBlem <Br/>Patient: I Just Did <Br/>You Stupid Bastard ... ;-> <Br/>