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<Br/>1 Pakistani Dosray Se: "Yaar Kehtay Hain Is Baar Jang Computer Se Lari Jay Gi?" <Br/> <Br/>2nd: "Han Misile Computer Se Contorl Hotay Hain Na" <Br/> <Br/>1st: "Phir To Ham Jang Haar Jainge" <Br/> <Br/>2nd: :Wo Kaise" <Br/> <Br/>1st: "Yaar Ager Misile Chalanay Se Pehlay Bijli Chali Gai Tu?..
<Br/>Most Iraqis Think <Br/>The Shoe Thrower <Br/>Is A Hero <Br/>And <Br/>Should Be Freed <Br/> <Br/>Most American Think <Br/>He Deserves A Death <Br/>Sentence <Br/>Because <Br/>He <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>MISSED .. ;-> <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in MumBai.. <Br/> <Br/>"Politicians Divide us, <Br/>Terrorists Unite us..!!" <Br/> <Br/>Now How True is it!
<Br/> <Br/>Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..? <Br/> <Br/>Boy-Long Drive Par..!! <Br/> <Br/>girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..? <Br/> <Br/>Boy-Mujhe B ABhi Pata Chala JuB Breck Nai Laga.. <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>;-)Wife Running After A GarBage Truck: Am I Too Late For The GarBage? <Br/> <Br/>HuBBy Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. <Br/> <Br/>Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
<Br/>Ques: Do You Know <Br/>Which Animal Has Good <Br/>Manner? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ans: Cat <Br/> <Br/>Why? <Br/>Because It Always Asks <Br/>Permission Before <Br/>Coming Inside <Br/>''Maiauon''
<Br/> <Br/>Ek Khan SahB Sey Koi Puchta Hey K "Time Kya Horaha Hey" ??? <Br/> <Br/>Khan: Baj Kr 10 mint <Br/>Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen <Br/>Khan: Baj Kr 15 mint <Br/>Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen <Br/>Khan: Baj Kr 20 mint <Br/> <Br/>Thak Har K Banda Bolta Hey K Kya Baj Kr ??? <Br/>Khan: Kaisey Bta0n Merey Ghari Mein Ghantey Ki S0en Hey Nhi Hey ;->;-)
<Br/>1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Basant JuB Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai
<Br/>Girl:Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni Hai To Tmhe Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Ata Dena Hoga, <Br/> <Br/>Papa Ki Car Me 10litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga <Br/>Boy:Acha BEHAN Ami ABu Ko Salam Kehna <Br/>
<Br/>The sun makes Moon shine. <Br/>Electricity Makes BulBs shine. <Br/>Wax makes Candle shine. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>But what makes you shine......
<Br/> <Br/>Dekhene Do Apne Chere Ko Jee Bhar Ke Hamain <Br/>FARAZ....... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Muddat Huwi Hai In Aanhkon Ne Koi BEGHARAT Nai Dehka.... <Br/>
<Br/>Ankho mai kuch nami thi, <Br/> <Br/>mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi, <Br/> <Br/>jis se sari raat phone pe Bat ki, <Br/> <Br/>wo kamBakhat meri mehBoBa ki ammi thi... =P ;-> <Br/>