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<Br/>Wife Shoping Kr K Wapis Ayi
<Br/>To HusBnd Wife Se Saman Laite Hoye Bola
<Br/>Zaror Tm Mere Khane K Lye Kch Lai Hogi?
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<Br/>Wife: Bilkul Thek Kaha Isme
<Br/>Mere New Sandel Hen ;->
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<Br/>Your Sms R Not My DisturBance
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<Br/>But.....
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<Br/>The DisturBance Is Your Silence.....
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<Br/>SO Don''t DisturB Me Please !!! ;->
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<Br/>Police-Chor Se-" Wada Karo Aagey Se KaBhi JeB Nahi Katoge !"
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<Br/>Chor-"Mai Wada Karta Hun AB
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<Br/>Aagey Se Nahi
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<Br/>Balki Pichhe Se JeB Katunga..
<Br/>Teachr: Konsa Parinda SuB Se Tez Urta Hai?
<Br/>Student: Haathi!
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<Br/>Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
<Br/>Student: Wo DSP Hain.
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<Br/>Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi SaB Se Tez Urta Hai..... >
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<Br/>Teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
<Br/>Student! Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
<Br/>Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
<Br/>Student: Sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hy =P ;->
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<Br/>23rd March ...
<Br/>A Day To Realize The
<Br/>Value Of The Freedom
<Br/>Let''s CeleBrate This
<Br/>Day With Grand
<Br/>JuBilation & Pray That
<Br/>May ALLAH Protect Our
<Br/>Country 4m Zardari ;)
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<Br/>1 Box wasn''t opening
<Br/>Physician came n aply
<Br/>all laws
<Br/>Chemist came n aply al
<Br/>reaction But nt open
<Br/>mathematician came n
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<Br/>''LET''S SIPOSE It IS
<Br/>OPEN" !! ;->
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