t r u t h women n

T R U T H

Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don''t question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You''ll b answered
everytime,
"You just don''t
understand" ;->

May, 06 2010 179 chars (2 sms) 2291 views Funny

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I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch

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aaj kaunsi story par achaar vichar sanchaar aur shishtachaar ho
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If Someone Asks Me

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What Is humanity ?

I Wud Sit Next To You,

Pull You Close To Me,

Put My Arms Around You

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In a pond there are 10 fish, 1 of them dies,

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increases. . . How?

Think

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I Tell U

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Or
Main..

Dono Ka Ek Sa
Muqaddar Hai..

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Three dreams of a man:

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