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A mathmatical question!
A mathmatical question! <Br/> <Br/>36 + 30 + 38 =??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ans? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>104 <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>no yar <Br/> <Br/>once again <Br/> <Br/>36 + 30 + 38 = BhaBi <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>confused??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Yar apni Sania BhaBi. :-)}
Bandy Da Puttar Ban.
(",) <Br/>_/))\_ <Br/>>> <Br/> <Br/>(,") <Br/>_/((\_ <Br/><< <Br/> <Br/>(",) <Br/>_/))\_ <Br/>>> <Br/> <Br/><('','')> <Br/>| | <Br/>_/ \_ <Br/> <Br/>('','')> <Br/>_/)( <Br/><"\_ <Br/> <Br/><('','') <Br/>) ("> <Br/>_/ /_ <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bandy Da Puttar Ban. <Br/> <Br/>Nargis Da Na Ban. :-)
I want to update my facebook status
A prisoner was aBout to Be executed. <Br/>Just Before his execution the officer <Br/>asked him aBout his any last request <Br/>he said <Br/> <Br/>I want to update my faceBook status:D
noor jahan ki wafat k baad
Noor jahan ki wafat k Baad Is dafa <Br/>jang ki soorat mein milli <Br/>naghmay naseBo lal gae gi. <Br/> <Br/>''Aye watan K sajeelay <Br/>GUJJRO, <Br/>Dushman ki manjii mein daang phair do.
Child in washroom. .
Nowadays, <Br/> <Br/>Child in washroom. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Mommm! <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Mom: han Beta Bolo! <Br/> <Br/>Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara faceBook pe status toh set kar dain! <Br/>:D :P
person in toilet hears from adjacent
A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet <Br/>Hi, how r u? <Br/>he is emBarassed and says doin, just fine... <Br/> <Br/>So what r u up to? <Br/>well, just sitting like you.... <Br/> <Br/>Can i come over? <Br/>No, no i am kinda Busy now !! <Br/> <Br/>listen, i have to call u Back. <Br/>There is an idiot in other toilet who is <Br/>answering my questions.. ;->
person in toilet hears from adjacent
A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet <Br/>Hi, how r u? <Br/>he is emBarassed and says doin, just fine... <Br/> <Br/>So what r u up to? <Br/>well, just sitting like you.... <Br/> <Br/>Can i come over? <Br/>No, no i am kinda Busy now !! <Br/> <Br/>listen, i have to call u Back. <Br/>There is an idiot in other toilet who is <Br/>answering my questions.. ;->
Yun Pakistan Se Dushmani Achi Nahi INDIA.
<Br/> <Br/>Yun Pakistan Se Dushmani Achi Nahi INDIA. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bachiyan Teri Jawan Hain, Kuch To Khayal Kar. :-)
r u under tension
Examiner:y r u under tension? <Br/>Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator? <Br/> <Br/>stdnt-No Sir! <Br/> <Br/>By mistake i Brought tomorrow exam''s Chit today:-)
Pathan England Mai Club Me Chala Gaya,
Pathan England Mai CluB Me Chala Gaya, <Br/>Wahan Ja K KhooB Naacha, <Br/>Dance Karny K Bad Bola, <Br/>....... <Br/>O Yara Koi Hum Ko Ye To Bataye K Ye SHADI Kis Ka Hai. :-)
1 murghi ko qatal karo
1 Murghi ko QATAL karo. <Br/> <Br/>Oil mein Use GHUSAL do. <Br/> <Br/>Phir Dahi ka Safaid KAFAN do <Br/> <Br/>Shan Masalay say KhushBu ki DOHNI do. <Br/>Us k Baad Chawal mein us ki QABAR Banao. <Br/>jaB Tayar ho jaey to "Mujhay" Dawat do. <Br/>ta''k mein us ki NAMAZ E JANAZA parhaoon. <Br/>HAPPY BIRYani Day!
Aman ki aasha jagao
Dosto JUNG m kuch nhi rkha AMAN hi sB kuch hy ye Baat maan kr INDIA ne PAKISTAN ko apni BACHIYAN deni shro krdi hain <Br/>jesy k <Br/>MALIK k liye SANIA MIRZA <Br/> <Br/>WASIM AKRAM k liye <Br/>SUSHMITA <Br/> <Br/>Mere liye KAITREENA KAIF <Br/> <Br/>Aap k liye AASHA BHOSLY <Br/> <Br/>Aman ki aasha jagao <Br/>india se Bachiyan Book karwao.

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