person in toilet hears from adjacent

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->

May, 12 2010 320 chars (2 sms) 2581 views Anniversary

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meri aankhen rakh lo

Meri Aankhen Rakh Lo Mujhe Kuch Khwab De do,

Jis Mai Tumhari Jhalak Ho Aesi Sharab Dedo,

Chalo Choro Sari Baten,
Aisa Karo

"Faraz"

1 Naan Aur 4 Kabab Dedo.

Truth!

?"HURT me with TRUTH...BUT....Never satisfy Me with a LiE"............

abhi tak aks hai

abhi tak aks hai,glass ki nok per us k honton ka,

faraz

zalim ne mri pyas pr b pehre lga dye...

To The Beautiful Couple In All The Land

To The Beautiful Couple In All The Land,
May Your Anniversary Be Happy And Grand.
Happy Anniversary

papa and nukrani

Teacher: hamein garibon ke Sath Pyar se pesh aana chaiye
Student:Ab Mein Samjha Ki papa Aksar Naukrani ko gale Q lagte hai

best wishes

On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you my Love

newton's law

Story Of Newton's Law:

A Cow Was Walking
Newton Stopped It.
It Stopped
He Found His 1st Law
"AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE
UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"

He Gave A FORCE By Kicking
d Cow,
It Gave A Sound 'MA'
He Formulated d 2nd Law
"F = MA"

After Sometimes d Cow Gave
A Kick To Newton
Then He Formulated d 3rd law
"EVERY ACTION HAS AN
EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION" =P

hr bichra howa

hr bichra howa panchi isi umeed pe aagaz-e-subah krta hy"mohsin"

k qismt mila dy gi ham-nsheen sy mujh ko groob-e-aftab sy pehly..!

Nothing In This World Could Ever Be

Nothing In This World Could Ever Be
As Wonderful As The Love You?Ve Given Me
Your Love Makes My Days So Very Bright,
Just Knowing You?Re My Darling Wife(Husband).
Happy Wedding Anniversary

gadha masjid main ghus gia

Aik marasi ka gadha masjid main ghus gia
Molvi sab ne marasi ki khoob bezti ki
marasi bola:
jan deo
molvi sab Janwar si aa gia

saano kadi vekhya aay.;->

Marriage IS THAT RELATION

Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal, THE Dependence MUTUAL AND The Obligation Reciprocal . Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.

The most important thing

The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I”ll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary ***

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