person in toilet hears from adjacent

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->

May, 12 2010 320 chars (2 sms) 3635 views Anniversary

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bestwishes

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through, As you make a wonderful pair. Happy Wedding.

I’m sending this bouquet of love

I’m sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it’s true,
On this special occasion
I want to remind you
That you are my everything
And
my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

nothing in this worl

Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love
You"ve given me Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you"re my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary

iss haqeekat ko na

s haqeekat ko na honay dena logon py ayaan mohsin,,

k teri chahato''n sy chalti hain meri saansain...

pyaaaar

khatam sab he ka intezaar hogaya
barish ki bondein giri kuch is tarah se
laga falak ko zameen se pyaar hogaya;)

bray zalim han tray gali k bachay

bray zalim han tray gali k bachay

fraz

kutay pechay lga kr kehtay han

race sanso ki

race darkan ki.

memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hai

Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

being a great father

Being a great father is like shaving.

No matter how good you shaved today,

you have to do it again tomorrow.

faith makes all thin

Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things
work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all
the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

marriage aniversary

Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

hr bichra howa

hr bichra howa panchi isi umeed pe aagaz-e-subah krta hy"mohsin"

k qismt mila dy gi ham-nsheen sy mujh ko groob-e-aftab sy pehly..!

pappu

Teacher to papu: tumhare Papa kya karte hai?
Pappu:
;
;

;
;
;

Jo meri Mummy Kahti hai

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