person in toilet hears from adjacent

person in toilet hears from adjacent
A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->
  

May, 12 2010     320 chars (2 sms)     3059 views       Anniversary

more Anniversary SMS Messages

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary
( Sunday, August 14, 2011 )
Lo Ji!
Abhi Ghor Kiya to pata Laga



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Pepsi Aur Pakistan Dono 65 k Ho gaye hain. :-)
Rabba dukh na devi dost sade nu,

Sannu chahe dukhan da pahar dede,

ghume hamesha nave cycle te dost sada,
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Mainu bhave purani "AUDI" car dedi
Examiner: iss bird ki tang dekh kar iska nam batao..
Student:mujhe nahi pata
Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Student:meri tang dekh lo
din ek boy ko pata chala k may 3 mint me mar jawo ga..



us ny apni Lover and Friend ko message kiya



meray pas awo awar may ja raha ho

after 2 mint Lover ny reply kiya.

where are you going Dear i am very busy i will not come plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz you go.



usi waqt usky dost ka message aya

kahan ja rahy ho Dear ruk ma aa raha ho sath chalty hai.



Boy smile,



His eyes closed



His Heart stops



And he died...



Result:- Friend better then Lovers.



Dedicated 2 all(Friend & Lover)
1 Pathan Peshawar me 10 hazar ka 1 par se urny wala Kaboter bech raha tha.
Angraez karid k apny mulk ly geya jab usny wahan uraya to wo 2no paron sy urny laga.
Angreaz ne pucha bahi tu to wahan 1 par sy ur raha tha to kaboter bola.
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Bahi wo Peshawar hai wahan 1 hath pechy rakh k urna parta hai.
Labon ki sersarahat se.
badan k choor hony tak.

Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Khataon par khata'ain hon.
Na ho kuch baat kehne ko.

Main tujh main yoon sama jaoun.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Na himmat tujh main ho baqi.
Na himmat mujh main ho baqi.

Magar itna qareeb aaoun.
K meri saans ruk Jaye.

Tere honton pe jab rakhoon.
Main apny hont kuch aise.

Ya teri pyaas bujh jaye.
YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYe
apny aamaal par parrti hy nazar,to lara uth''ta hun,

phir sochta hoon k tera ik naam"REHMAN"Bhi to hy.
"BIK"raha tha waqat k bazar main meri gherat ka lahu
"faraz"
"MURR"k jo dekha to apna he pyar kharidar nikla
Salam To All Readers...!!!

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Regards,

HumAyuN
Happy Anniversary And May Your Marriage Be
Blessed With Love,


Joy And Companionship For All The Years Of

Your Lives!