person in toilet hears from adjacent

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->

May, 12 2010 320 chars (2 sms) 3026 views Anniversary

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Im Sending This Bouquet Of Love

I?M Sending This Bouquet Of Love
To Say That I Love You So Much
I Hope I Say It Often Enough
I Want You To Know It?S True,
On This Special Occasion
I Want To Remind You
That You Are My Everything
And
My Love Is True,Happy Anniversary Lover!

lets welcome the yea

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish
each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful
New year. Merry X-mas.

newton's law

Story Of Newton's Law:

A Cow Was Walking
Newton Stopped It.
It Stopped
He Found His 1st Law
"AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE
UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"

He Gave A FORCE By Kicking
d Cow,
It Gave A Sound 'MA'
He Formulated d 2nd Law
"F = MA"

After Sometimes d Cow Gave
A Kick To Newton
Then He Formulated d 3rd law
"EVERY ACTION HAS AN
EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION" =P

Nothing in this world Could ever be As

Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the Love You've given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
Just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Anniversary

happy anniversary an

Happy Anniversary And May Your Marriage Be
Blessed With Love,

Joy And Companionship For All The Years Of

Your Lives!

your love makes my d

Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you
Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You"ve given me,
Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary

Happy Anniversary

Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!

I Love U Are Words

I LOVE U Are Words Just Three, Which Mean So Much On Our ANNIVERSARY. So This Is What I Want To Say, Live In My Heart N There 4 Ever Stay

memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hai

Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

You My Heart If You Should Say

If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still Give

You My Heart If You Should Say,

?Do You Still Love Me?? I?D Say,

?Till Death Do Us Part?

Happy Anniversary

Hoping that the love u shared years ago

Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary

Best Wishes To You Both On Your Anniversary

Best Wishes To You Both On Your Anniversary,
May The Love That U Share Last Your Lifetime Through,
As U Make A Wonderful Pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary

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