person in toilet hears from adjacent

person in toilet hears from adjacent
A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->
  

May, 12 2010     320 chars (2 sms)     3021 views       Anniversary

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main tere milnay ko moajza keh raha tha lekin..

tere bicharnay ka saniha bhi kamaal guzra...!
Labon ki sersarahat se.
badan k choor hony tak.

Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Khataon par khata'ain hon.
Na ho kuch baat kehne ko.

Main tujh main yoon sama jaoun.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Na himmat tujh main ho baqi.
Na himmat mujh main ho baqi.

Magar itna qareeb aaoun.
K meri saans ruk Jaye.

Tere honton pe jab rakhoon.
Main apny hont kuch aise.

Ya teri pyaas bujh jaye.
YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYe
dad-exam kaisa hua?
son-Q. no 1 chhut gaya.
3 ata nahi tha.
4 karna bhul gaya.
5 nazar nahi aaya.
dad-Q. no 2 ?
son-bas wahi galat ho gaya.. (-;
Narrated Abu Huraira:

"Allah's Apostle said, "By Him in Whose Hands my life is, none of you will have faith till he loves me more than his father and his children."Bukhari
I LOVE U Are Words Just Three,
Which Mean So Much On Our ANNIVERSARY.
So This Is What I Want To Say,
Live In My Heart N There 4 Ever Stay!
Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the Love You've given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
Just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Anniversary
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you
A house is built by hands..
But a home is built by hearts!
u can live without something..
if u hav someone to live for!
HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY..

Main To Phoolon Wali Razaaei Le Kar So Raha Tha "PAppu" , , ,


Kambakhat, Koi Raat Mein Phoolon Ko Paani De Geya... =P ;->
I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true,On this Special occasion
I want to remind you That you are my everything
and my love is true, Happy Anniversary

(Sweet Messages to Husband)
'Anniversary Wishes

May your special day
Be a celebrating
Of where you have been
Where you are, &
How you are growing
Together in the lord
Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?