person in toilet hears from adjacent

person in toilet hears from adjacent
A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->
  

May, 12 2010     320 chars (2 sms)     3327 views       Anniversary

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Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
abhi tak aks hai,glass ki nok per us k honton ka,

faraz

zalim ne mri pyas pr b pehre lga dye...


Husband:
aGAr mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0
MeIn MulK kI TAqdEEr bAdAL dUn gAa..!!;->

Wife:
Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0
SuBhA se Ulti peHni huEy hEy:-P.....=p
hr bichra howa panchi isi umeed pe aagaz-e-subah krta hy"mohsin"

k qismt mila dy gi ham-nsheen sy mujh ko groob-e-aftab sy pehly..!
chooha Billi Se Darta Hai

Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai

Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai

Aadmee
Biwi Se Darta Hai

Or
Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai

Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!



Apni Manzil Pe Pohanchna Kisi Moa''jzey Se Kam Nahi ''Faraz''

Raah-Guzar Pathar K Hain Aur Hum-Safar Seeshey Ka ... !!!
Meri Aankhen Rakh Lo Mujhe Kuch Khwab De do,

Jis Mai Tumhari Jhalak Ho Aesi Sharab Dedo,

Chalo Choro Sari Baten,
Aisa Karo

"Faraz"

1 Naan Aur 4 Kabab Dedo.
An anniversary is a time to remember
about a couple’s life.
A time to recognize that the strongest bond
is the love between husband and wife.
Through times of happiness and times of sadness,
love grows continually and they become as one heart,
The other staying with them, in memory,
even when they are apart.
Each anniversary is special and may cause a shed tear,
for the bond grows ever stronger and stronger
When love is shared for another year.
na poocho mein tumharey baghair kyun naheen roya,

waja thee yeh log agar mein rota to inhon nein kehna tha

"tum nein uss kee yaad par pani phair diya hai"
A daily thought…

A silent tear…

A Constant wish that u r near…

Words are few but thoughts r deep…

Memories of our frenship i’ll always keep!!
Top 3 universities rule:

1: Be quite in the class
because
others are sleeping

2: Don’t forget to carry
Books
it works as pillow

3: keep the campus clean
so
be absent
I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. so this is what i want to say, live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!