person in toilet hears from adjacent

person in toilet hears from adjacent
A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->
  

May, 12 2010     320 chars (2 sms)     2647 views       Anniversary

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Sir: Apka Beta
Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use
Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar: Haan,
Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta
Hi Nahi..


1 murghi ko qatal karo


1 Murghi ko QATAL karo.



Phir Dahi ka Safaid KAFAN do

Shan Masalay say Khushbu ki DOHNI do.
Us k baad Chawal mein us ki QABAR Banao.
jab Tayar ho jaey to "Mujhay" Dawat do.
ta''k mein us ki NAMAZ E JANAZA parhaoon.
HAPPY BIRYani Day!
Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.

Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

Who says maths is boring?!?:-)
Nothing In This World Could Ever Be
As Wonderful As The Love You?Ve Given Me
Your Love Makes My Days So Very Bright,
Just Knowing You?Re My Darling Wife(Husband).
Happy Wedding Anniversary
"Door sai dekha to kitaben pari thin
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qareeb janay ka to sawal hi paida nae hota :P"
Yaa Rab Doob Jaye Kisi Darya Main Wo Badal Yaa rab.

Jis Nay Barsoon Mere Sehraon Ko tarsaya Hai...
Don"t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can"t crowd
into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that
may have accrued during the past twelve months.
bus kro khatam kro ye bazi-e-ishq

"mohsin"

muqadar k harey kbhi jeta nahi kartey......!
To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories.
abhi tak aks hai,glass ki nok per us k honton ka,

faraz

zalim ne mri pyas pr b pehre lga dye...
Pathan New York Gaya
Wahan Aik Building Mein Aag Lagi Dekhi Tou Kaha
Tm Log Neechey Kood Jao Mein Pehelwan Hon Pakar Longa Pehle Aik ßacha
Gira Usne Pakar Liya Phir Aik Admi Gira Usse ß Pakar Liya Phir Aik
Kala Admi Kooda Tou Pathan Nai Chor Diya 0r Kaha ...
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Oye
Jali Huyi Lashen Mat Phenko !!! ;)