person in toilet hears from adjacent

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->

May, 12 2010 320 chars (2 sms) 2839 views Anniversary

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1 Shaks Ki Murghi

1 Shaks Ki Murghi Beemar Hui
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Tou Phir
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Tou Us Ne Murghi K Theek Hony Ki Khushi Mein
1 'Bakra' Sadqa Ker Dia ...
=P =D

Bechare husbands

Husband- Ek writer ne likha hai ki "Shohar ko bhi ghar ke mamlo mein bolne ka haq hona chaahiye..."
Wife- Woh bechaara bhi dekho likh hi paya, Bol Nahi Saka.!

On this special day

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

bray zalim han tray gali k bachay

bray zalim han tray gali k bachay

fraz

kutay pechay lga kr kehtay han

race sanso ki

race darkan ki.

Koi Ankhon Se Baat Ker Leta Hai

Koi Ankhon Se Baat Ker Leta Hai,
Koi Ankhon Mein Mulaqat Ker Leta Hai,

Bada Mushkil Hota Hai Jawab Dena,
Jab Koi Khamosh Reh Ker Sawaal Ker Leta Hai,

Usey Mein Yaad Aata Hoon Magar

Usey Mein Yaad Aata Hoon Magar Fursat Ke Lamhon Mein
Faraz

Magar Yeh Baat Bhi Such Hai Usey Fursat Nahin Milti...

daddy no one can dec

Daddy no one can decribe
in words what a father means.

Happy fathers day daddy,
And remember i love you.

kya umedein baandh kar aaya

Ek Shaks Pas Reh Ke Samjha Nahi Mujhe
Is Baat Ka Malal Hai Shikwa Nahi Mujhe

Main Us Ko Bewafai Ka Ilzam Kaisay Dou
Us Ne To Ibteda Se Hi Chaha Nahi Mujhe

Pathar Samajh Kar Paon? Se Thokr Laga Dia
Afsos Teri Aankh Ne Parkha Nahi Mujhe

Kya Umedein Baandh Kar Aaya Tha Samnay
Us Ne To Aankh Bahr Ke Dekha Nahi Mujhe?!!!

on this special day

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.

best wishes

On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you my Love

KABHI YAAD AYE TO PUCHNA....

KABHI YAAD AYE TO PUCHNA ZARA APNI KHALWAT E SHAAM SE
KISAY ISHQ THA TERI ZAAT SE KISY PYAR THA TERAY NAAM SE
ZARA YAAD KARO K WOH KAUN THA JO KABHI TUJHAY BHI AZIZ THA
WOH JO JEE UTHA TERAY NAAM SE WOH JO MAR MITA TERAY NAAM PE
HUMAIN BERUKHI KA HAI NAHI GILA K HAI YAHI WAFAON KA SILA
MAGAR AISA JURM THA KAUN SA K HUM GAYE DUA O SALAM SE
NA KBHI VISAAL KI CHA KI NA KBHI FIRAQ MAIN AAH KI
K MERA TAREEQA E BANDAGI HAI JUDA TAREEQA E AAM SE...

history remembers

History
Remembers
Only
Two
Colors

''RED''
"THe blood of martyers"

AND

''BLack''

"the ink of scholar"

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