person in toilet hears from adjacent

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->

May, 12 2010 320 chars (2 sms) 3420 views Anniversary

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1 Shaks Ki Murghi

1 Shaks Ki Murghi Beemar Hui
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Tou Phir
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Tou Us Ne Murghi K Theek Hony Ki Khushi Mein
1 'Bakra' Sadqa Ker Dia ...
=P =D

one father is more than

One
father
is
more
than
a
hundred
School
masters.

your love makes my d

Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you
Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You"ve given me,
Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary

Happy Anniversary

Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!

If I Met You

if I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"Happy Anniversary

Weve Had Our Ups And Downs

We"Ve Had Our Ups And Downs, This We Both Know, Through It All Our Love Still Managed To Grow Different Thoughts We Had About Many Things, But Our Love For Each Other, Had No Attached Strings.
Happy Anniversary.

Pathan New York Gaya

Pathan New York Gaya
Wahan Aik Building Mein Aag Lagi Dekhi Tou Kaha
Tm Log Neechey Kood Jao Mein Pehelwan Hon Pakar Longa Pehle Aik ßacha
Gira Usne Pakar Liya Phir Aik Admi Gira Usse ß Pakar Liya Phir Aik
Kala Admi Kooda Tou Pathan Nai Chor Diya 0r Kaha ...
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Oye
Jali Huyi Lashen Mat Phenko !!! ;)

A Wise Physician Said

A wise physician said
"The best medicine for human is LOVE"
Someone asked 'What if it doesn't work?'
He smiled and answered increase the DOSE

no one take place of your father

No, one take place of your father.
He is only to protect you and work for you in day and night.
No one came better for you but your father.
Happy Father Day

nikher nikher k arah

Nikher nikher k arahey hain mairey alfaz faraz
kya aisa he hota hy aksar marnay k baad

Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai

Sir: Apka Beta
Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use
Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar: Haan,
Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta
Hi Nahi..

That special day is here again

That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You’re just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover

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