person in toilet hears from adjacent

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->

May, 12 2010 320 chars (2 sms) 3631 views Anniversary

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I Wish U De Best Anniversary

I wish U the Best Anniversary A Man Could Wish His Wife.

My love throughout the years we have had Our ups nd
downs but we stood by each other no matter what happened
we maintained this love so on our Anniversary of 2years I Just
wanna say this thank U
And
I will always love you for what you have done for me
you were and still are my light and shine in my world.
I'M proud of you love keep It Up.

Remember This When Things Get Rough And Tough.

I Love You.

50 years of love

50 years of love
A toast to 50 years of love
Happy anniversary to my one and only
50 years of special moments
Wishing you the special moments
this golden day can bring,
and through the years ahead of you,
the best of everything!!

gadha masjid main ghus gia

Aik marasi ka gadha masjid main ghus gia
Molvi sab ne marasi ki khoob bezti ki
marasi bola:
jan deo
molvi sab Janwar si aa gia

saano kadi vekhya aay.;->

Pathan New York Gaya

Pathan New York Gaya
Wahan Aik Building Mein Aag Lagi Dekhi Tou Kaha
Tm Log Neechey Kood Jao Mein Pehelwan Hon Pakar Longa Pehle Aik ßacha
Gira Usne Pakar Liya Phir Aik Admi Gira Usse ß Pakar Liya Phir Aik
Kala Admi Kooda Tou Pathan Nai Chor Diya 0r Kaha ...
.
Oye
Jali Huyi Lashen Mat Phenko !!! ;)

I Don’t Know What

I Don’t Know What It Is That You Saw In Me,
What I Saw In You Was The Utmost Happiness
That Can Ever Be,
Even More So On The Day When You And I
Became “We”,
I Can Still Smile And Say With Love And
Truth Honey, I Love You…
Happy Anniversary.

din ek boy ko pata chala k may 3 mint me mar jawo ga..

din ek boy ko pata chala k may 3 mint me mar jawo ga..

us ny apni Lover and Friend ko message kiya

meray pas awo awar may ja raha ho

after 2 mint Lover ny reply kiya.

where are you going Dear i am very busy i will not come plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz you go.

usi waqt usky dost ka message aya

kahan ja rahy ho Dear ruk ma aa raha ho sath chalty hai.

Boy smile,

His eyes closed

His Heart stops

And he died...

Result:- Friend better then Lovers.

Dedicated 2 all(Friend & Lover)

educational shair

Intahai educational shair arz hai..!!

Honton pe hai lipstick aur naina kajal se lais...

Neutralization Takes place when acid react with base...
.
.
.
.
Uski zulfoon ne na jaane kitne dilon ko lgai thais...

Tangent theeta is equal to perpendicular upon base. :-P

abhi tak aks hai

abhi tak aks hai,glass ki nok per us k honton ka,

faraz

zalim ne mri pyas pr b pehre lga dye...

Before I got married

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories.

two of you became as one,

Your anniversary marks the day
When you both said "I do."
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that's best!

A paper cut and lemon juice

A paper cut and lemon juice, pizza and heartburn, you and me, are just a few things that aren’t supposed to go together but usually end up that way. Happy Anniversary!’

yun he ranjishoun main guzar gayi

Yun he ranjishoun main guzar gayi
kabhi wo khafa kabhi main khafa,
usi mor k har mor pe,
kabhi wo ruka
kabhi mai ruka
wohi raastay,wohi ham safar,
na use khabar na mujhe pata
apni apni anaa mai gum
kabhi wo khuda
kabhi main khuda.......!!!

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