person in toilet hears from adjacent

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->

May, 12 2010 320 chars (2 sms) 2809 views Anniversary

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history remembers

History
Remembers
Only
Two
Colors

''RED''
"THe blood of martyers"

AND

''BLack''

"the ink of scholar"

newspaper

newspaper mein istihar aya "hmare pass aisi product hy, jisko pehn kr aap puri dunia ko dekh skte hain, mgr apko koi nai dekh skta rs.10,000+free home delivry 1 larki na istihar parhte hi 10,000 bheje kuch dino baad tcs 1 packet le h aya larki ne jaldi sa khola to andr se 1 "burqa" nikla wo b topi wala

Weve Had Our Ups And Downs

We"Ve Had Our Ups And Downs, This We Both Know, Through It All Our Love Still Managed To Grow Different Thoughts We Had About Many Things, But Our Love For Each Other, Had No Attached Strings.
Happy Anniversary.

dharti p chahe jahan bhi rahegi

Boy: Too dharti p chahe jahan bhi rahegi
tjhe teri khushbu se pehchan lunga

Girl: Mjhe pehle se pta tha tm kutay ho...=P;->

aniversary sms

HOW true MY felling were i found out to be the best thing in my life was when you married me thank you my loving wife for the years we share i know one thing for sure we make a wonderfull pair

KABHI YAAD AYE TO PUCHNA....

KABHI YAAD AYE TO PUCHNA ZARA APNI KHALWAT E SHAAM SE
KISAY ISHQ THA TERI ZAAT SE KISY PYAR THA TERAY NAAM SE
ZARA YAAD KARO K WOH KAUN THA JO KABHI TUJHAY BHI AZIZ THA
WOH JO JEE UTHA TERAY NAAM SE WOH JO MAR MITA TERAY NAAM PE
HUMAIN BERUKHI KA HAI NAHI GILA K HAI YAHI WAFAON KA SILA
MAGAR AISA JURM THA KAUN SA K HUM GAYE DUA O SALAM SE
NA KBHI VISAAL KI CHA KI NA KBHI FIRAQ MAIN AAH KI
K MERA TAREEQA E BANDAGI HAI JUDA TAREEQA E AAM SE...

weve had our ups an

We''ve Had Our Ups And Downs,This We Both Know,

Through It All Our Love Still Managed To Grow
Different Thoughts We Had About Many Things,

But Our Love For Each Other,

Had No Attached Strings.

That special day is here again

That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You’re just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover

What''s white when

What''s white when it’s dirty. . . ?.
.
.
.

The Answer Is "B|AcK BoArD"

class fellow

Aaya Tha Imtehan Main Mazmoon Husn Par,

Paper Main Sab Ne Chehara Mera Bana Diya.
)/(',') Uffff..
) (> Ye
< / Classfelows
Bhi na..??
1st Aae hen sb.:-)

papa

Teacher ne 1 chote bache se pucha tumhare papa ka nam kya hai ?
Child - abhi nam nhi rakha hai . Pyar se papa papa kehta hu.........

I’m sending this bouquet of love

I’m sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it’s true,
On this special occasion
I want to remind you
That you are my everything
And
my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

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