person in toilet hears from adjacent

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->

May, 12 2010 320 chars (2 sms) 2484 views Anniversary

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A Wise Physician Said

A wise physician said
"The best medicine for human is LOVE"
Someone asked 'What if it doesn't work?'
He smiled and answered increase the DOSE

Dunya GolL Hay!!!!

chooha Billi Se Darta Hai

Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai

Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai

Aadmee
Biwi Se Darta Hai

Or
Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai

Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!

newton's law

Story Of Newton's Law:

A Cow Was Walking
Newton Stopped It.
It Stopped
He Found His 1st Law
"AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE
UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"

He Gave A FORCE By Kicking
d Cow,
It Gave A Sound 'MA'
He Formulated d 2nd Law
"F = MA"

After Sometimes d Cow Gave
A Kick To Newton
Then He Formulated d 3rd law
"EVERY ACTION HAS AN
EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION" =P

to the beautiful cou

To The Beautiful Couple In All The Land,

May Your Anniversary Be Happy And Grand.

Happy Anniversary

Naughty Sms

1 Pathan Peshawar me 10 hazar ka 1 par se urny wala Kaboter bech raha tha.
Angraez karid k apny mulk ly geya jab usny wahan uraya to wo 2no paron sy urny laga.
Angreaz ne pucha bahi tu to wahan 1 par sy ur raha tha to kaboter bola.
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Bahi wo Peshawar hai wahan 1 hath pechy rakh k urna parta hai.

Silence

If a person is Silent
it does't mean He is unknown of Fun,
Enjoyment &Thrills.

But It means Life has taught Him
......some Lessons which has made Him Silent See More

wish(Dua)

When ALLAH gives us ‘NO’ for an answer Keep in mind that there is a much great...er ‘YES’ behind it. His ‘NO’ is not a ‘REJECTION’, But a ‘REDIRECTION’ ?

ill always remember

I''ll Always Remember The Day I Married You,
Without You My Love,

My Beauty,

I Don''t Know What I''d Do,

Your Loving And Thoughtful Just To Mention Two,

I Adore Your Sweet Smile It Makes Me Want You.

one of the sadest

one of the sadest fact of life
"its tough when someone special in your life starts to ignore you..but its even tougher to pretend that u dont mind.."

I Wish U De Best Anniversary

I wish U the Best Anniversary A Man Could Wish His Wife.

My love throughout the years we have had Our ups nd
downs but we stood by each other no matter what happened
we maintained this love so on our Anniversary of 2years I Just
wanna say this thank U
And
I will always love you for what you have done for me
you were and still are my light and shine in my world.
I'M proud of you love keep It Up.

Remember This When Things Get Rough And Tough.

I Love You.

Choose a best person like a mirror

'Short Lines for long life:

''Choose a best person like a mirror,

because when u cry, it never laughs....!'

Hoping that the love u shared years ago

Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary

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