person in toilet hears from adjacent

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->

May, 12 2010 320 chars (2 sms) 3415 views Anniversary

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On This Special Day

On This Special Day,
Best Wishes Go To You,
That This Wonderful Love U Share,
Lasts Your Lifetime Through
Happy Anniversary To You My Love

On This Anniversary

On this anniversary, I take this opportunity
to thank you from the bottom of my heart for
being my partner, spouse, lover and friend!
Happy Wedding Anniversary!

newton's law

Story Of Newton's Law:

A Cow Was Walking
Newton Stopped It.
It Stopped
He Found His 1st Law
"AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE
UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"

He Gave A FORCE By Kicking
d Cow,
It Gave A Sound 'MA'
He Formulated d 2nd Law
"F = MA"

After Sometimes d Cow Gave
A Kick To Newton
Then He Formulated d 3rd law
"EVERY ACTION HAS AN
EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION" =P

na poocho mein tumharey

na poocho mein tumharey baghair kyun naheen roya,

waja thee yeh log agar mein rota to inhon nein kehna tha

"tum nein uss kee yaad par pani phair diya hai"

On This Special Day

On This Special Day,
Best Wishes Go To You,
That This Wonderful Love U Share,
Lasts Ur Lifetime Through.
Happy Anniversary To You My Love

Happy Wedding Anniversary

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary

student

Examiner: iss bird ki tang dekh kar iska nam batao..
Student:mujhe nahi pata
Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Student:meri tang dekh lo

daddy no one can dec

Daddy no one can decribe
in words what a father means.

Happy fathers day daddy,
And remember i love you.

I LOVE U are words just three,

I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

To the beautiful couple in all the land,

To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary

I’m sending this bouquet of love

I’m sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it’s true,
On this special occasion
I want to remind you
That you are my everything
And
my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

Dil naa toote......

Dil naa toote,

Khuda ka yeh ghar hai...

Tere pyar ke sajde mein,

mera yah sar hai....

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