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person in toilet hears from adjacent
A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->
  
May, 12 2010     320 chars (2 sms)     2631 views       Anniversary

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Tchr: Papu batao
Tchr: Papu batao tum baray ho k tumhara papa?
Papu: Mein bara hon?
Tchr: Wo k say?
Papu: dekhye na mein ne mummy ka dood pena chor dya lekn papa ne abhe tk nhe chora.
khwahish ka kaffila
khwahish''n ka kaffila bhi ajeeb hi hai.

saghi

aksar wahi se guzarta hai jahan raasta nahi hota!
Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!
Chohai Bille Ka Pyar?????
1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love
ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga?
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Very simple

Billo rani…

Kaho tou abhi jaan day doon.
My face is above.
Most interesting lines on T shirt of a girl,
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Exuse me!
My face is above..... =P ;->
Hum Apne aap Per Garoor nahi karte.
Hum Apne aap Per Garoor nahi karte.
Kisi ko pyar karne pe majboor nahi karte.

Magar jise aik baar dil main basa lain.
Phir marte dam tak ussy dil se dour nahi karte.
Best Medicine Ever
Best Medicine =






A Mother's Kiss . . . ? ? ?

Hit Like If Agree
your love makes my d
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you
Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You"ve given me,
Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary
Ill Always Remember
I"Ll Always Remember The Day I Married You, Without You My Love, My Beauty, I Don"T Know What I"D Do Your Loving And Thoughtful ,Just To Mention Two, I Adore Your Sweet Smile It Makes Me Want You.Happy Anniversary.-
On this special day
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
That special day is here again
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover
student
Examiner: iss bird ki tang dekh kar iska nam batao..
Student:mujhe nahi pata
Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Student:meri tang dekh lo

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