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anniversary
Guy A: "I'm Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary."

Guy B: "Oh.. That's Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?"

Guy A: "I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back." :
  

May, 13 2012     193 chars (2 sms)     4088 views       Anniversary

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Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You have given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing youre my darling wife.
To The Beautiful Couple In All The Land,

May Your Anniversary Be Happy And Grand.

Happy Anniversary
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Raat ne chadar samet li hai,Suraj ne kirne bikher di hai,chalo utho aur thanks karo apne ALLAH ko…jisne hume ye Pyari si subah di hai. Good Morning..
Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.

Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

Who says maths is boring?!?:-)
na poocho mein tumharey baghair kyun naheen roya,

waja thee yeh log agar mein rota to inhon nein kehna tha

"tum nein uss kee yaad par pani phair diya hai"
That Special Day Is Here Again

The Day We Took Our Vows You''Re Just As

Special To Me Today As You Still Get Me Aroused.

Happy Anniversary Lover
No greeting card to give...
No sweet flowers to send...
No cute graphics to forward...
Just a loving heart saying "HAPPY ANNIVERSARY"
Hr Larki K Chahry Pr Naqab Hota Hy

Wo Naqab Aashiq K Liye Azab Hota Hy

Mat Mrna Hr Naqab Wali Larki Pr Dost

Khubsurat Packing Mein Maal Aksar Kharab Hota Hy.
On This Wonderful Day,
A Star Of pure Love
Appeared To be
My Gift … My Present
And My Future

You…!!!

I Am Very Thankful
For All The Joy
You Bring Into My Life

Happy Birthday My Love.
A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->