anniversary

anniversary
Guy A: "I'm Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary."

Guy B: "Oh.. That's Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?"

Guy A: "I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back." :
  

May, 13 2012     193 chars (2 sms)     3655 views       Anniversary

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mere marne marne pe sab khush hoon ge..

AMIR

Bas ek tanhai roya gi ke mera hamsafar chal basa..
the Most Important Thing You Fixed Was On Your Day Of Leisure When You Fixed Your Eyes On Me That Day I"Ll Always Treasure I Love You** Happy Anniversary ***
I LOVE U Are Words Just Three, Which Mean So Much On Our ANNIVERSARY.So This Is What I Want To Say, Live In My Heart N There 4 Ever Stay
No greeting card to give,
No beautiful flowers to send,
No cute pictures to forward,
Just a loving heart saying
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–HAPPY ANNIVERSARY–
Jaha yad na aye wo tanhai kis kam ki,
Bigde rishte na bane to khudai kis kam ki,
Beshak apni manzil tk jana h,
Par jaha se apne na dikhe wo uchai kis kaam ki...
if I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"Happy Anniversary
Karachi k Bharam Baaz Dialog:

"Abay chal teri to"

"Us ki to mein"

"Bus kar zyada mat Phenk"

"Chal nikal"

"Koot dy salay ko"

"Or Party"

"Dimagh ki dahi"

"Ye cheez dada"

"Bachi dekh"

"Teri Bhabi se baat kr rha hon"

"Hat gai na"

"Abe dhkkan"

"Ptli Gali pakar"

"Lash yaar"

"Chal phhoot le"

"Latak mat"

"Teri wali ja rhi hai"

Ab Intizar kis bat ka hai,
Aakhir ye SMS karachi ki pehchan hai.
phenk de market me.'
Sath chalne ke liye sathi chahiye,
Aansu rokne ke liye muskan chahiye
Zinda rehne ke liye zindagi chahiye
Aur zindagi jine ke liye aap chahiya
We''ve Had Our Ups And Downs,This We Both Know,

Through It All Our Love Still Managed To Grow
Different Thoughts We Had About Many Things,

But Our Love For Each Other,

Had No Attached Strings.
main tere milnay ko moajza keh raha tha lekin..

tere bicharnay ka saniha bhi kamaal guzra...!
Examiner: iss bird ki tang dekh kar iska nam batao..
Student:mujhe nahi pata
Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Student:meri tang dekh lo
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories.