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Guy A: "I'm Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary."

Guy B: "Oh.. That's Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?"

Guy A: "I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back." :

May, 13 2012 193 chars (2 sms) 3386 views Anniversary

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I’m sending this bouquet of love

I’m sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it’s true,
On this special occasion
I want to remind you
That you are my everything
And
my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

dharti p chahe jahan bhi rahegi

Boy: Too dharti p chahe jahan bhi rahegi
tjhe teri khushbu se pehchan lunga

Girl: Mjhe pehle se pta tha tm kutay ho...=P;->

person in toilet hears from adjacent

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->

marriage love

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives.

ishaq di gali vich no entry

TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY .... =P =D

No Greeting Card To Give

No greeting card to give,
No beautiful flowers to send,
No cute pictures to forward,
Just a loving heart saying
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–HAPPY ANNIVERSARY–

1 Shaks Ki Murghi

1 Shaks Ki Murghi Beemar Hui
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Tou Phir
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Tou Us Ne Murghi K Theek Hony Ki Khushi Mein
1 'Bakra' Sadqa Ker Dia ...
=P =D

Tchr: Papu batao

Tchr: Papu batao tum baray ho k tumhara papa?
Papu: Mein bara hon?
Tchr: Wo k say?
Papu: dekhye na mein ne mummy ka dood pena chor dya lekn papa ne abhe tk nhe chora.

student

Examiner: iss bird ki tang dekh kar iska nam batao..
Student:mujhe nahi pata
Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Student:meri tang dekh lo

KABHI YAAD AYE TO PUCHNA....

KABHI YAAD AYE TO PUCHNA ZARA APNI KHALWAT E SHAAM SE
KISAY ISHQ THA TERI ZAAT SE KISY PYAR THA TERAY NAAM SE
ZARA YAAD KARO K WOH KAUN THA JO KABHI TUJHAY BHI AZIZ THA
WOH JO JEE UTHA TERAY NAAM SE WOH JO MAR MITA TERAY NAAM PE
HUMAIN BERUKHI KA HAI NAHI GILA K HAI YAHI WAFAON KA SILA
MAGAR AISA JURM THA KAUN SA K HUM GAYE DUA O SALAM SE
NA KBHI VISAAL KI CHA KI NA KBHI FIRAQ MAIN AAH KI
K MERA TAREEQA E BANDAGI HAI JUDA TAREEQA E AAM SE...

Marriage is that relation

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho

Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya:
Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy

Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:

Khabees Ka Bachcha..

Zarori Nahi K

Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho

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