student

student
Examiner: iss bird ki tang dekh kar iska nam batao..
Student:mujhe nahi pata
Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Student:meri tang dekh lo
  

Apr, 08 2011     139 chars (1 sms)     2905 views       Anniversary

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What is education ?What is education ?
According to section 56(b) of Students Act, 1932,
"It is the process of wasting 1/3rd of ur life in
learning how to waste the remaining 2/3rd."
I Don’t Know What It Is That You Saw In Me,
What I Saw In You Was The Utmost Happiness
That Can Ever Be,
Even More So On The Day When You And I
Became “We”,
I Can Still Smile And Say With Love And
Truth Honey, I Love You…
Happy Anniversary.
Hum Apne aap Per Garoor nahi karte.
Kisi ko pyar karne pe majboor nahi karte.

Magar jise aik baar dil main basa lain.
Phir marte dam tak ussy dil se dour nahi karte.
Teacher ne 1 chote bache se pucha tumhare papa ka nam kya hai ?
Child - abhi nam nhi rakha hai . Pyar se papa papa kehta hu.........


Husband:
aGAr mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0
MeIn MulK kI TAqdEEr bAdAL dUn gAa..!!;->

Wife:
Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0
SuBhA se Ulti peHni huEy hEy:-P.....=p
Bare Zalim hain teri Gali k bache
Faraz !
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Kutta peche laga ke kehte hain,
PYAR KYA TO DARNA KIA.
Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish
each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful
New year. Merry X-mas.
"Door sai dekha to kitaben pari thin
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qareeb janay ka to sawal hi paida nae hota :P"
I"Ll Always Remember The Day I Married You, Without You My Love, My Beauty, I Don"T Know What I"D Do Your Loving And Thoughtful ,Just To Mention Two, I Adore Your Sweet Smile It Makes Me Want You.Happy Anniversary.-
Sath chalne ke liye sathi chahiye,
Aansu rokne ke liye muskan chahiye
Zinda rehne ke liye zindagi chahiye
Aur zindagi jine ke liye aap chahiya
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.