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Student:mujhe nahi pata
Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Student:meri tang dekh lo
  

Apr, 08 2011     139 chars (1 sms)     2422 views       Anniversary

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s haqeekat ko na honay dena logon py ayaan mohsin,,

k teri chahato''n sy chalti hain meri saansain...
Mujhe ap se ye umeed nahi thi. Ap ne
ye kehte waqt kuch tu s0cha h0ta akhir ap ko hoa kiya tha,
ap k zehan me yeh baat ayi kaise thi. Had h0ti hai,
ap ko zar0rat hi kya thi k ap mere bare may l0g0n k0 ye bata0 k


"I am the m0st cute & charming pers0n
0n earth"
Nazar lug jaati hai mujhey!...
A house is built by hands..
but a home is built by hearts !
u can live without something..
if u hav someone to live for !
HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY..
I’ll always remember The day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty,
I don’t know what I’d do
Your loving and thoughtful,
Just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile
It makes me want you.
Happy Anniversary
Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
na poocho mein tumharey baghair kyun naheen roya,

waja thee yeh log agar mein rota to inhon nein kehna tha

"tum nein uss kee yaad par pani phair diya hai"
If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still Give

You My Heart If You Should Say,

?Do You Still Love Me?? I?D Say,

?Till Death Do Us Part?

Happy Anniversary
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya:
Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy

Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:

Khabees Ka Bachcha..

Zarori Nahi K

Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho
chooha Billi Se Darta Hai

Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai

Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai

Aadmee
Biwi Se Darta Hai

Or
Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai

Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair.
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise
at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish,
it grows small.