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Examiner: iss bird ki tang dekh kar iska nam batao..
Student:mujhe nahi pata
Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Student:meri tang dekh lo

Apr, 08 2011 139 chars (1 sms) 2546 views Anniversary

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dont expect too muc

Don"t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can"t crowd
into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that
may have accrued during the past twelve months.

Hoping that the love u shared

Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary

The Most Important Thing

the Most Important Thing You Fixed Was On Your Day Of Leisure When You Fixed Your Eyes On Me That Day I"Ll Always Treasure I Love You** Happy Anniversary ***

Two Guys Are Chatting..

Two Guys Are Chatting..

Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”

Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”

Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.” :)Two Guys Are Chatting..

hy baad e marg bhi

hay baad-e-marg bhi yaaro wohi tafreeq ka aalam...

na qabrein aik jaisi hain,na katbay aik jaisay hain...!

Oil mein Use GHUSAL do.

1 murghi ko qatal karo

1 Murghi ko QATAL karo.

Phir Dahi ka Safaid KAFAN do

Shan Masalay say Khushbu ki DOHNI do.
Us k baad Chawal mein us ki QABAR Banao.
jab Tayar ho jaey to "Mujhay" Dawat do.
ta''k mein us ki NAMAZ E JANAZA parhaoon.
HAPPY BIRYani Day!

How true my feelings

How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

marriage aniversary

Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

That special day is here again

That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You’re just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover

salam to all readers

Salam To All Readers...!!!

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HumAyuN

That Special Day

That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover

To the beautiful couple

To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary

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