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Examiner: iss bird ki tang dekh kar iska nam batao..
Student:mujhe nahi pata
Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Student:meri tang dekh lo

Apr, 08 2011 139 chars (1 sms) 2975 views Anniversary

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You My Heart If You Should Say

If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still Give

You My Heart If You Should Say,

?Do You Still Love Me?? I?D Say,

?Till Death Do Us Part?

Happy Anniversary

Agr koi pyari si larki ap ko BHAI

Agr koi pyari si larki ap ko BHAI kahy to ghabrany ki baat nahe.
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Us lrki ko zabrdast sa thapr marain or kahain:Yhan kahan ghom rahe ho,jao ghr jao.

On This Special Day

On This Special Day,
Best Wishes Go To You,
That This Wonderful Love U Share,
Lasts Ur Lifetime Through.
Happy Anniversary To You My Love

On this special day

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

meera and i can speak english

Aur ab lolywood pesh krta ha ek aur
new movie.
Guess what ?
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My name is MEERA and i can speak ENGLISH...;->

choom leti hain

choom leti hain latak kar kabhi chahra kabhi lub,
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tum ne zulfon ko bohat sir pe charha rakha hai..!!

How True My Feelings

How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

marriage love

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives.

new sms

How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair.

mere marne pe sab

hr bichra howa panchi isi umeed pe aagaz-e-subah krta hy"mohsin"

k qismt mila dy gi ham-nsheen sy mujh ko groob-e-aftab sy pehly..!

Naughty Sms

1 Pathan Peshawar me 10 hazar ka 1 par se urny wala Kaboter bech raha tha.
Angraez karid k apny mulk ly geya jab usny wahan uraya to wo 2no paron sy urny laga.
Angreaz ne pucha bahi tu to wahan 1 par sy ur raha tha to kaboter bola.
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Bahi wo Peshawar hai wahan 1 hath pechy rakh k urna parta hai.

Two Guys Are Chatting..

Two Guys Are Chatting..

Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”

Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”

Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.” :)Two Guys Are Chatting..

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