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Examiner: iss bird ki tang dekh kar iska nam batao..
Student:mujhe nahi pata
Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Student:meri tang dekh lo
  

Apr, 08 2011     139 chars (1 sms)     2635 views       Anniversary

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On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
khwahish''n ka kaffila bhi ajeeb hi hai.

saghi

aksar wahi se guzarta hai jahan raasta nahi hota!
Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through, As you make a wonderful pair. Happy Wedding.
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories.
Agr koi pyari si larki ap ko BHAI kahy to ghabrany ki baat nahe.
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Us lrki ko zabrdast sa thapr marain or kahain:Yhan kahan ghom rahe ho,jao ghr jao.
What is education ?What is education ?
According to section 56(b) of Students Act, 1932,
"It is the process of wasting 1/3rd of ur life in
learning how to waste the remaining 2/3rd."
if I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"Happy Anniversary
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you
Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You"ve given me,
Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary
We"ve had our ups and downs,This we both know, Through it all
our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About
many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.
Happy Anniversary


From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to
another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer
to each other.

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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
A house is built by hands..
But a home is built by hearts!
u can live without something..
if u hav someone to live for!
HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY..
I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. so this is what i want to say, live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!