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Examiner: iss bird ki tang dekh kar iska nam batao..
Student:mujhe nahi pata
Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Student:meri tang dekh lo

Apr, 08 2011 139 chars (1 sms) 2884 views Anniversary

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newton's law

Story Of Newton's Law:

A Cow Was Walking
Newton Stopped It.
It Stopped
He Found His 1st Law
"AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE
UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"

He Gave A FORCE By Kicking
d Cow,
It Gave A Sound 'MA'
He Formulated d 2nd Law
"F = MA"

After Sometimes d Cow Gave
A Kick To Newton
Then He Formulated d 3rd law
"EVERY ACTION HAS AN
EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION" =P

Before I got married

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories.

i miss you daddy

Thank you for being a great dad to us!
Your memories will always live in the very core of my heart.
I miss you Daddy…
Happy Father’s day!

us k dil mein thori si

us k dil mein thori si jagha mangi thi

amir

us ne tanhaiyon ka shehar mere naam kar diya..,

wo keh k chaley k ab hum sirf

Wo Keh K Chaley K Ab Hum Sirf
Tmhary Khwabon Me Aengy "PAppu",,,

Light ki wAjA sE Neend He Nhi Aati,
KhuwAb KyA "KAddu" Aayen gy... ;->

Hoping that the love u shared years ago

Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary

Chohai Bille Ka Pyar?????

1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love
ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga?
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Very simple

Billo rani…

Kaho tou abhi jaan day doon.

Hoping That The Love You

Hoping That The Love You Shared Years Ago Is Still As Strong Today As It Was Then Bringing You Much Joy , Love And Happiness To Celebrate Again. Happy Anniversary.

mere marne pe sab

mere marne marne pe sab khush hoon ge..

AMIR

Bas ek tanhai roya gi ke mera hamsafar chal basa..

miss se pyar

Bara Mushkil Hai School ki "Miss" Se Pyar Karna
FARAZ. . .

Love Letter Bheja Tha,
Home Work Samajh k "STAR" De Diya..

That Special Day Is Here Again

That Special Day Is Here Again
The Day We Took Our Vows
You? Re Just As Special To Me Today
As You Still Get Me Aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover

Bechare husbands

Husband- Ek writer ne likha hai ki "Shohar ko bhi ghar ke mamlo mein bolne ka haq hona chaahiye..."
Wife- Woh bechaara bhi dekho likh hi paya, Bol Nahi Saka.!

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