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Examiner: iss bird ki tang dekh kar iska nam batao..
Student:mujhe nahi pata
Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Student:meri tang dekh lo

Apr, 08 2011 139 chars (1 sms) 2722 views Anniversary

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Usey Mein Yaad Aata Hoon Magar

Usey Mein Yaad Aata Hoon Magar Fursat Ke Lamhon Mein
Faraz

Magar Yeh Baat Bhi Such Hai Usey Fursat Nahin Milti...

meera and i can speak english

Aur ab lolywood pesh krta ha ek aur
new movie.
Guess what ?
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My name is MEERA and i can speak ENGLISH...;->

Naughty Sms

1 Pathan Peshawar me 10 hazar ka 1 par se urny wala Kaboter bech raha tha.
Angraez karid k apny mulk ly geya jab usny wahan uraya to wo 2no paron sy urny laga.
Angreaz ne pucha bahi tu to wahan 1 par sy ur raha tha to kaboter bola.
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Bahi wo Peshawar hai wahan 1 hath pechy rakh k urna parta hai.

All my love for you FREE!

All my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
ANNIVERSARY….!

maal

Hr Larki K Chahry Pr Naqab Hota Hy

Wo Naqab Aashiq K Liye Azab Hota Hy

Mat Mrna Hr Naqab Wali Larki Pr Dost

Khubsurat Packing Mein Maal Aksar Kharab Hota Hy.

weve had our ups an

We''ve Had Our Ups And Downs,This We Both Know,

Through It All Our Love Still Managed To Grow
Different Thoughts We Had About Many Things,

But Our Love For Each Other,

Had No Attached Strings.

Choose a best person like a mirror

'Short Lines for long life:

''Choose a best person like a mirror,

because when u cry, it never laughs....!'

On This Anniversary

On this anniversary, I take this opportunity
to thank you from the bottom of my heart for
being my partner, spouse, lover and friend!
Happy Wedding Anniversary!

capal

happy weding anniversary to all capal
'sweet logon ko***zindagi ka aak our saal mubarik ho.haseen peayar mubarik ho.aak our nia saal mubareek ho.happy weding anniversary to all capal.'

That special day is here again

That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover

wishes

'Anniversary Wishes

May your special day
Be a celebrating
Of where you have been
Where you are, &
How you are growing
Together in the lord

PYAR KYA TO DARNA KIA.

Bare Zalim hain teri Gali k bache
Faraz !
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Kutta peche laga ke kehte hain,
PYAR KYA TO DARNA KIA.

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