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Examiner: iss bird ki tang dekh kar iska nam batao..
Student:mujhe nahi pata
Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Student:meri tang dekh lo
  

Apr, 08 2011     139 chars (1 sms)     3209 views       Anniversary

more Anniversary SMS Messages

Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!
How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
You Are A Normal Person
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1- U Got A Facebook Account

2- U Got A Mobile Phone

4- U Are Wasting Ur Time Reading This

5- U Didnt Notice That Thre Is No N.O(3)

7- U Went To Check If N.O 3 Is There

8- Where Is N.O 6 ?

9-U Are Now Smiling

10- Where Is N.O (1)

11- LOL U Went To Check N.O 1

Do U Really Think U R Normal?
Internet te Kuri phsaaayi

Internet te ho gayi sagaayi

Internet te hi divorce ho gaya
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Es bahaane mittraan da computer da course ho gaya............
Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong
today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness
To celebrate again.Happy Anniversary
I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. so this is what i want to say, live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
Good Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off Time. Night Time Happy Time Sad Time Sleep Time In The Mean Time I Miss U All Time
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives.
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary.
1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai.
Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon?
Miss: So Sweet!
Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun.
Miss: Wo Kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen,
Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai!

Bacha:
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Tution Parhne K Liye..
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Exuse me!
My face is above..... =P ;->
"Ego" is the only requirement to destroy any relation...So be the bigger person , skip the "e" and let it "go' :)