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Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.

Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.

Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.
  

Jul, 03 2012     170 chars (2 sms)     2523 views       Anniversary

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On This Special Day,
Best Wishes Go To You,
That This Wonderful Love U Share,
Lasts Your Lifetime Through
Happy Anniversary To You My Love
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold,
everything is softer and more beautiful.
tujh ko kis phool ki nishani don"faraz"

tu juda aisy mosam main howa jub darkhton k hath khali thy.
s haqeekat ko na honay dena logon py ayaan mohsin,,

k teri chahato''n sy chalti hain meri saansain...
Being a great father is like shaving.

No matter how good you shaved today,

you have to do it again tomorrow.
Examiner: iss bird ki tang dekh kar iska nam batao..
Student:mujhe nahi pata
Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Student:meri tang dekh lo
I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. so this is what i want to say, live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal, THE Dependence MUTUAL AND The Obligation Reciprocal . Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.
Meri Aankhen Rakh Lo Mujhe Kuch Khwab De do,

Jis Mai Tumhari Jhalak Ho Aesi Sharab Dedo,

Chalo Choro Sari Baten,
Aisa Karo

"Faraz"

1 Naan Aur 4 Kabab Dedo.
How True My Feelings Were I Found Out To Be The Best Thing In My Life Was When You Married Me
Thank You My Loving Wife (Loving Husband), For The Years We Share I Know One Thing For Sure We Make A Wonderful Pair.
Yun he ranjishoun main guzar gayi
kabhi wo khafa kabhi main khafa,
usi mor k har mor pe,
kabhi wo ruka
kabhi mai ruka
wohi raastay,wohi ham safar,
na use khabar na mujhe pata
apni apni anaa mai gum
kabhi wo khuda
kabhi main khuda.......!!!