I am charming

Mujhe ap se ye umeed nahi thi. Ap ne
ye kehte waqt kuch tu s0cha h0ta akhir ap ko hoa kiya tha,
ap k zehan me yeh baat ayi kaise thi. Had h0ti hai,
ap ko zar0rat hi kya thi k ap mere bare may l0g0n k0 ye bata0 k

"I am the m0st cute & charming pers0n
0n earth"
Nazar lug jaati hai mujhey!...

Apr, 14 2011 300 chars (2 sms) 4243 views Anniversary

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That Special Day Is Here Again

That Special Day Is Here Again
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You? Re Just As Special To Me Today
As You Still Get Me Aroused.
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Nothing in this world

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Im Sending This Bouquet Of Love

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I Want You To Know It?S True,
On This Special Occasion
I Want To Remind You
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Guy B: "Oh.. That's Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?"

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person in toilet hears from adjacent

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->

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Intahai educational shair arz hai..!!

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Neutralization Takes place when acid react with base...
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Uski zulfoon ne na jaane kitne dilon ko lgai thais...

Tangent theeta is equal to perpendicular upon base. :-P

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Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use
Puchhte Nahi ?
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