Tchr: Papu batao

Tchr: Papu batao tum baray ho k tumhara papa?
Papu: Mein bara hon?
Tchr: Wo k say?
Papu: dekhye na mein ne mummy ka dood pena chor dya lekn papa ne abhe tk nhe chora.

May, 19 2010 170 chars (2 sms) 2212 views Anniversary

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kya umedein baandh kar aaya

Ek Shaks Pas Reh Ke Samjha Nahi Mujhe
Is Baat Ka Malal Hai Shikwa Nahi Mujhe

Main Us Ko Bewafai Ka Ilzam Kaisay Dou
Us Ne To Ibteda Se Hi Chaha Nahi Mujhe

Pathar Samajh Kar Paon? Se Thokr Laga Dia
Afsos Teri Aankh Ne Parkha Nahi Mujhe

Kya Umedein Baandh Kar Aaya Tha Samnay
Us Ne To Aankh Bahr Ke Dekha Nahi Mujhe?!!!

pyaaaar

khatam sab he ka intezaar hogaya
barish ki bondein giri kuch is tarah se
laga falak ko zameen se pyaar hogaya;)

papa and nukrani

Teacher: hamein garibon ke Sath Pyar se pesh aana chaiye
Student:Ab Mein Samjha Ki papa Aksar Naukrani ko gale Q lagte hai

christmas is not a t

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy,
is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

Submited in : Christmas SMS

Characters : 165 | Sms Length : 2

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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )

abhi tak aks hai

abhi tak aks hai,glass ki nok per us k honton ka,

faraz

zalim ne mri pyas pr b pehre lga dye...

Nothing in this world Could ever be

Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the love You’ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Wedding Anniversary

meera and i can speak english

Aur ab lolywood pesh krta ha ek aur
new movie.
Guess what ?
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My name is MEERA and i can speak ENGLISH...;->

That special day is here again

That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You’re just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover

nikher nikher k arah

Nikher nikher k arahey hain mairey alfaz faraz
kya aisa he hota hy aksar marnay k baad

Your Love Makes My Days

Your love makes my days Happy and bright,
Into my world you Brought pure delight
Joy beyond reason You have given me,
Our love is true This I can see.

No Greeting Card To Give

No greeting card to give,
No beautiful flowers to send,
No cute pictures to forward,
Just a loving heart saying
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–HAPPY ANNIVERSARY–

Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai

Sir: Apka Beta
Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use
Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar: Haan,
Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta
Hi Nahi..

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Tchr: Papu batao

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