somehow not only fo

somehow not only fo
Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year
through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy
that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing,
The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart"s
possessing, Returns to you glad.
  

May, 03 2010     259 chars (2 sms)     2426 views       Anniversary

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No greeting card to give,
No beautiful flowers to send,
No cute pictures to forward,
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–HAPPY ANNIVERSARY–
What is education ?What is education ?
According to section 56(b) of Students Act, 1932,
"It is the process of wasting 1/3rd of ur life in
learning how to waste the remaining 2/3rd."
Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.

Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

Who says maths is boring?!?:-)
A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hai iss website forum mein

aisey he nahi pagal khane bane






Aaj,




Raat,




Thik, 12, Baje












, Ke, Baad, 1, Bajega!
'Aaj "Titanic" ki 98th Anivrsry hai.....

So

Plz Sub Pyar Karne Walon Se Request Hai,
K,

"DOOB" k Mar Jayen...
* Thank You *'
Internet te Kuri phsaaayi

Internet te ho gayi sagaayi

Internet te hi divorce ho gaya
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Es bahaane mittraan da computer da course ho gaya............
Ek Shaks Pas Reh Ke Samjha Nahi Mujhe
Is Baat Ka Malal Hai Shikwa Nahi Mujhe

Main Us Ko Bewafai Ka Ilzam Kaisay Dou
Us Ne To Ibteda Se Hi Chaha Nahi Mujhe

Pathar Samajh Kar Paon? Se Thokr Laga Dia
Afsos Teri Aankh Ne Parkha Nahi Mujhe

Kya Umedein Baandh Kar Aaya Tha Samnay
Us Ne To Aankh Bahr Ke Dekha Nahi Mujhe?!!!
How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
Don"t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can"t crowd
into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that
may have accrued during the past twelve months.
Sir: Apka Beta
Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use
Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar: Haan,
Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta
Hi Nahi..