papa and nukrani

papa and nukrani
Teacher: hamein garibon ke Sath Pyar se pesh aana chaiye
Student:Ab Mein Samjha Ki papa Aksar Naukrani ko gale Q lagte hai
  

Apr, 08 2011     122 chars (1 sms)     2855 views       Anniversary

more Anniversary SMS Messages

Top 3 universities rule:

1: Be quite in the class
because
others are sleeping

2: Don’t forget to carry
Books
it works as pillow

3: keep the campus clean
so
be absent
Boy: Too dharti p chahe jahan bhi rahegi
tjhe teri khushbu se pehchan lunga

Girl: Mjhe pehle se pta tha tm kutay ho...=P;->
Aaj humara unwaan hai....
*" MAA "*


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Abbu ki wife...
Itna b nhi pta.?? =P ;->
I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true,On this Special occasion
I want to remind you That you are my everything
and my love is true, Happy Anniversary

(Sweet Messages to Husband)
LOVE IS
Love is the greatest feeling,
Love is like a play,
Love is what i feel for you,
Each and everybody,
Love is like smile,
Love is like a song,
Love is like a great emotion,
That keeps us going strong,
I love you with my heart,
My body and my soul,
I love the way i keep loving,
Like a love i cannt control,
So remember when your eyes meet mine,
I love you with all my heart,
And i have poured my entire soul into you,
Right from the very star
Daddy no one can decribe
in words what a father means.

Happy fathers day daddy,
And remember i love you.
newspaper mein istihar aya "hmare pass aisi product hy, jisko pehn kr aap puri dunia ko dekh skte hain, mgr apko koi nai dekh skta rs.10,000+free home delivry 1 larki na istihar parhte hi 10,000 bheje kuch dino baad tcs 1 packet le h aya larki ne jaldi sa khola to andr se 1 "burqa" nikla wo b topi wala
Long after our anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary
" Ajab Tarha K Log Bastey Hain Teray Shehar Mein
" FARAZ "

" Mitt Jatey Hain ANAA Mein Magar MOHABBAT " Nahin Kartey ..
I Don’t Know What It Is That You Saw In Me,
What I Saw In You Was The Utmost Happiness
That Can Ever Be,
Even More So On The Day When You And I
Became “We”,
I Can Still Smile And Say With Love And
Truth Honey, I Love You…
Happy Anniversary.
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish
each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful
New year. Merry X-mas.


1 murghi ko qatal karo


1 Murghi ko QATAL karo.



Phir Dahi ka Safaid KAFAN do

Shan Masalay say Khushbu ki DOHNI do.
Us k baad Chawal mein us ki QABAR Banao.
jab Tayar ho jaey to "Mujhay" Dawat do.
ta''k mein us ki NAMAZ E JANAZA parhaoon.
HAPPY BIRYani Day!