1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai. Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon? Miss: So Sweet! Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun. Miss: Wo Kyon? Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen, Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai!
Jaha yad na aye wo tanhai kis kam ki, Bigde rishte na bane to khudai kis kam ki, Beshak apni manzil tk jana h, Par jaha se apne na dikhe wo uchai kis kaam ki...
Tchr: Papu batao tum baray ho k tumhara papa?
Papu: Mein bara hon?
Tchr: Wo k say?
Papu: dekhye na mein ne mummy ka dood pena chor dya lekn papa ne abhe tk nhe chora.