A paper cut and lemon juice, pizza and heartburn, you and me, are just a few things that aren’t supposed to go together but usually end up that way. Happy Anniversary!’
Pathan New York Gaya Wahan Aik Building Mein Aag Lagi Dekhi Tou Kaha Tm Log Neechey Kood Jao Mein Pehelwan Hon Pakar Longa Pehle Aik ßacha Gira Usne Pakar Liya Phir Aik Admi Gira Usse ß Pakar Liya Phir Aik Kala Admi Kooda Tou Pathan Nai Chor Diya 0r Kaha ... . Oye Jali Huyi Lashen Mat Phenko !!! ;)
Husband- Ek writer ne likha hai ki "Shohar ko bhi ghar ke mamlo mein bolne ka haq hona chaahiye..."
Wife- Woh bechaara bhi dekho likh hi paya, Bol Nahi Saka.!
Don"t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can"t crowd
into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that
may have accrued during the past twelve months.
