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1 Pathan Peshawar me 10 hazar ka 1 par se urny wala Kaboter bech raha tha.
Angraez karid k apny mulk ly geya jab usny wahan uraya to wo 2no paron sy urny laga.
Angreaz ne pucha bahi tu to wahan 1 par sy ur raha tha to kaboter bola.
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Bahi wo Peshawar hai wahan 1 hath pechy rakh k urna parta hai.

Oct, 21 2011 306 chars (2 sms) 2803 views Anniversary

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two of you became as one,

Your anniversary marks the day
When you both said "I do."
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that's best!

one of the sadest

one of the sadest fact of life
"its tough when someone special in your life starts to ignore you..but its even tougher to pretend that u dont mind.."

FIRST TIME I SAW YOU

I was scared to touch you,

First time i touched you,

I was scared to kiss you,

First time i kiss you,

I was scared to love you,

But now that i love you,

I am scared to lose you!

beautiful

To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary.

class fellow

Aaya Tha Imtehan Main Mazmoon Husn Par,

Paper Main Sab Ne Chehara Mera Bana Diya.
)/(',') Uffff..
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< / Classfelows
Bhi na..??
1st Aae hen sb.:-)

Long after our anniversary

Long after our anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary

student

Examiner: iss bird ki tang dekh kar iska nam batao..
Student:mujhe nahi pata
Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Student:meri tang dekh lo

Happy Anniversary

Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!

Cutest Proposal –

Cutest Proposal –
A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home & Asks ,“Do U Belive In Love At First Sight
Or
Should I Come Back Again..”

do u really think u r normal

You Are A Normal Person
In Case 0f :
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1- U Got A Facebook Account

2- U Got A Mobile Phone

4- U Are Wasting Ur Time Reading This

5- U Didnt Notice That Thre Is No N.O(3)

7- U Went To Check If N.O 3 Is There

8- Where Is N.O 6 ?

9-U Are Now Smiling

10- Where Is N.O (1)

11- LOL U Went To Check N.O 1

Do U Really Think U R Normal?

Marraige Anniversary

Wedding anniversary day remind you the time when you were bound in a relation of marriage with your life partner. Make new promises and give more and more love to your wife to have more pretty life. May all of your wishes come true! Happy Wedding Day

A paper cut and lemon juice

A paper cut and lemon juice, pizza and heartburn, you and me, are just a few things that aren’t supposed to go together but usually end up that way. Happy Anniversary!’

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