do u really think u r normal

You Are A Normal Person
In Case 0f :
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1- U Got A Facebook Account

2- U Got A Mobile Phone

4- U Are Wasting Ur Time Reading This

5- U Didnt Notice That Thre Is No N.O(3)

7- U Went To Check If N.O 3 Is There

8- Where Is N.O 6 ?

9-U Are Now Smiling

10- Where Is N.O (1)

11- LOL U Went To Check N.O 1

Do U Really Think U R Normal?

Jan, 31 2012 342 chars (3 sms) 3686 views Anniversary

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Happy Anniversary Lover!

Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!

meri aankhen rakh lo

Meri Aankhen Rakh Lo Mujhe Kuch Khwab De do,

Jis Mai Tumhari Jhalak Ho Aesi Sharab Dedo,

Chalo Choro Sari Baten,
Aisa Karo

"Faraz"

1 Naan Aur 4 Kabab Dedo.

FIRST TIME I SAW YOU

I was scared to touch you,

First time i touched you,

I was scared to kiss you,

First time i kiss you,

I was scared to love you,

But now that i love you,

I am scared to lose you!

Im Sending This Bouquet Of Love

I?M Sending This Bouquet Of Love
To Say That I Love You So Much
I Hope I Say It Often Enough
I Want You To Know It?S True,
On This Special Occasion
I Want To Remind You
That You Are My Everything
And
My Love Is True,Happy Anniversary Lover!

Nothing In This World Could Ever Be

Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You have given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing youre my darling wife.

I’ll always remember The day

I’ll always remember The day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty,
I don’t know what I’d do
Your loving and thoughtful,
Just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile
It makes me want you.
Happy Anniversary

memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hai

Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

I LOVE U are words just three

I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

lets welcome the yea

Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets
cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this
blissful New year. Merry X-mas

special...

That special day is here again The day we took our vows You"re just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover.

1 Class Ka Bacha

1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai.
Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon?
Miss: So Sweet!
Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun.
Miss: Wo Kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen,
Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai!

Bacha:
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Tution Parhne K Liye..

muhavre ka istemal karo

Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.

"Mun Me Pani Aana"

Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,

Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.

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