do u really think u r normal

do u really think u r normal
You Are A Normal Person
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1- U Got A Facebook Account

2- U Got A Mobile Phone

4- U Are Wasting Ur Time Reading This

5- U Didnt Notice That Thre Is No N.O(3)

7- U Went To Check If N.O 3 Is There

8- Where Is N.O 6 ?

9-U Are Now Smiling

10- Where Is N.O (1)

11- LOL U Went To Check N.O 1

Do U Really Think U R Normal?
  

Jan, 31 2012     342 chars (3 sms)     3187 views       Anniversary

more Anniversary SMS Messages

The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I”ll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary ***
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you
Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You"ve given me,
Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary
Examiner: iss bird ki tang dekh kar iska nam batao..
Student:mujhe nahi pata
Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Student:meri tang dekh lo
Jaha yad na aye wo tanhai kis kam ki,
Bigde rishte na bane to khudai kis kam ki,
Beshak apni manzil tk jana h,
Par jaha se apne na dikhe wo uchai kis kaam ki...
Daddy no one can decribe
in words what a father means.

Happy fathers day daddy,
And remember i love you.
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You"re just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover.


1 murghi ko qatal karo


1 Murghi ko QATAL karo.



Phir Dahi ka Safaid KAFAN do

Shan Masalay say Khushbu ki DOHNI do.
Us k baad Chawal mein us ki QABAR Banao.
jab Tayar ho jaey to "Mujhay" Dawat do.
ta''k mein us ki NAMAZ E JANAZA parhaoon.
HAPPY BIRYani Day!
na poocho mein tumharey baghair kyun naheen roya,

waja thee yeh log agar mein rota to inhon nein kehna tha

"tum nein uss kee yaad par pani phair diya hai"
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
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Teapot!
No greeting card to give,
No beautiful flowers to send,
No cute pictures to forward,
Just a loving heart saying
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–HAPPY ANNIVERSARY–
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish
each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful
New year. Merry X-mas.
I?M Sending This Bouquet Of Love
To Say That I Love You So Much
I Hope I Say It Often Enough
I Want You To Know It?S True,
On This Special Occasion
I Want To Remind You
That You Are My Everything
And
My Love Is True,Happy Anniversary Lover!