muhavre ka istemal karo

muhavre ka istemal karo
Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.


"Mun Me Pani Aana"





Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,


Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.
  

Apr, 28 2012     141 chars (1 sms)     3037 views       Anniversary

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Tchr: Papu batao tum baray ho k tumhara papa?
Papu: Mein bara hon?
Tchr: Wo k say?
Papu: dekhye na mein ne mummy ka dood pena chor dya lekn papa ne abhe tk nhe chora.
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories.
Dil ki veran basti aksar hm se poocha krti he fraz





Woh log kahan gaye jo Dil main bsney aye teh
Boy: Too dharti p chahe jahan bhi rahegi
tjhe teri khushbu se pehchan lunga

Girl: Mjhe pehle se pta tha tm kutay ho...=P;->
Teacher: hamein garibon ke Sath Pyar se pesh aana chaiye
Student:Ab Mein Samjha Ki papa Aksar Naukrani ko gale Q lagte hai
Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year
through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy
that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing,
The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart"s
possessing, Returns to you glad.
I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives.
1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai.
Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon?
Miss: So Sweet!
Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun.
Miss: Wo Kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen,
Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai!

Bacha:
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Tution Parhne K Liye..
That Special Day Is Here Again

The Day We Took Our Vows You''Re Just As

Special To Me Today As You Still Get Me Aroused.

Happy Anniversary Lover
If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still Give

You My Heart If You Should Say,

"Do You Still Love Me?" I"D Say,

"Till Death Do Us Part"

Happy Anniversary