muhavre ka istemal karo

muhavre ka istemal karo
Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.


"Mun Me Pani Aana"





Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,


Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.
  

Apr, 28 2012     141 chars (1 sms)     2977 views       Anniversary

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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories.
To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary
SMILE IS A CURVE THAT MAKES EVERYTHING STRAIGHT...SO keep SMILINg


Nikher nikher k arahey hain mairey alfaz faraz
kya aisa he hota hy aksar marnay k baad
dad-exam kaisa hua?
son-Q. no 1 chhut gaya.
3 ata nahi tha.
4 karna bhul gaya.
5 nazar nahi aaya.
dad-Q. no 2 ?
son-bas wahi galat ho gaya.. (-;
A house is built by hands..
but a home is built by hearts !
u can live without something..
if u hav someone to live for !
HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY..
William Shakespeare says...

Marriage is the Only War...

In which Both the Enemies Sleep
Together :):):)
What''s white when it’s dirty. . . ?.
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The Answer Is "B|AcK BoArD"
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish
each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful
New year. Merry X-mas.
Cutest Proposal –
A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home & Asks ,“Do U Belive In Love At First Sight
Or
Should I Come Back Again..”
Teacher to papu: tumhare Papa kya karte hai?
Pappu:
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Jo meri Mummy Kahti hai
No greeting card to give...
No sweet flowers to send...
No cute graphics to forward...
Just a loving heart saying "HAPPY ANNIVERSARY"