muhavre ka istemal karo

muhavre ka istemal karo
Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.


"Mun Me Pani Aana"





Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,


Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.
  

Apr, 28 2012     141 chars (1 sms)     2859 views       Anniversary

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Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!
Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary
I LOVE U…
are just three words,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY,
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
One
father
is
more
than
a
hundred
School
masters.
Teacher to papu: tumhare Papa kya karte hai?
Pappu:
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Jo meri Mummy Kahti hai
Aaj humara unwaan hai....
*" MAA "*


Maa kon hoti hai?

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Abbu ki wife...
Itna b nhi pta.?? =P ;->
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish
each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful
New year. Merry X-mas.
Story Of Newton's Law:

A Cow Was Walking
Newton Stopped It.
It Stopped
He Found His 1st Law
"AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE
UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"

He Gave A FORCE By Kicking
d Cow,
It Gave A Sound 'MA'
He Formulated d 2nd Law
"F = MA"

After Sometimes d Cow Gave
A Kick To Newton
Then He Formulated d 3rd law
"EVERY ACTION HAS AN
EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION" =P


From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to
another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer
to each other.

Submited in : Christmas SMS

Characters : 138 | Sms Length : 1

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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still Give

You My Heart If You Should Say,

?Do You Still Love Me?? I?D Say,

?Till Death Do Us Part?

Happy Anniversary
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

Examiner: iss bird ki tang dekh kar iska nam batao..
Student:mujhe nahi pata
Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Student:meri tang dekh lo