muhavre ka istemal karo

muhavre ka istemal karo
Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.


"Mun Me Pani Aana"





Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,


Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.
  

Apr, 28 2012     141 chars (1 sms)     3161 views       Anniversary

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Thank you for being a great dad to us!
Your memories will always live in the very core of my heart.
I miss you Daddy…
Happy Father’s day!
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives.
Nothing In This World Could Ever Be
As Wonderful As The Love You?Ve Given Me
Your Love Makes My Days So Very Bright,
Just Knowing You?Re My Darling Wife(Husband).
Happy Wedding Anniversary
Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.

Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.

Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you
A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->


From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to
another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer
to each other.

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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai.
Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon?
Miss: So Sweet!
Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun.
Miss: Wo Kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen,
Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai!

Bacha:
.
Tution Parhne K Liye..
Dil ki veran basti aksar hm se poocha krti he fraz





Woh log kahan gaye jo Dil main bsney aye teh
No greeting card to give...
No sweet flowers to send...
No cute graphics to forward...
Just a loving heart saying "HAPPY ANNIVERSARY"
Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!
A wise physician said
"The best medicine for human is LOVE"
Someone asked 'What if it doesn't work?'
He smiled and answered increase the DOSE