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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY .... =P =D
  

Apr, 28 2012     160 chars (1 sms)     3284 views       Anniversary

more Anniversary SMS Messages

I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->
parindon ne kabhi firqaa parasti to nahi dekhi.

"SAGAR"

Kabhi mandar pe ja bethay kabi masjid pe ja bethay.
1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai.
Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon?
Miss: So Sweet!
Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun.
Miss: Wo Kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen,
Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai!

Bacha:
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Tution Parhne K Liye..

'"Koi tou mile 'Jaani' jo de mera SAATH


"Werna Roz ki tarha Mein or Mera HAATH! :D

"Ye tou pogo wale b samajh jaenge! :p'
s haqeekat ko na honay dena logon py ayaan mohsin,,

k teri chahato''n sy chalti hain meri saansain...
Teacher ne 1 chote bache se pucha tumhare papa ka nam kya hai ?
Child - abhi nam nhi rakha hai . Pyar se papa papa kehta hu.........
Pathn Mayyat k sth bus me ja rha tha to Logo ne usko bohot mara?

Q??

Q.K

Pathn Nay Awaz Lagadi O koocha

SHELA KI JAWNI Lagado.Safar Acha guzry ga
s haqeekat ko na honay dena logon py ayaan mohsin,,

k teri chahato''n sy chalti hain meri saansain...
To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary.
How True My Feelings Were I Found Out To Be The Best Thing In My Life Was When You Married Me
Thank You My Loving Wife (Loving Husband), For The Years We Share I Know One Thing For Sure We Make A Wonderful Pair.
tu sarmaya-e-hasti hai tera zikr kaisa..?

yaad to tab karein jab bhulaya ho tujhe..?