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William Shakespeare says...

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Apr, 08 2011     107 chars (1 sms)     4172 views       Anniversary

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When you look ahead to the future or look back at how things used to be, don't forget to look beside you, because that's where you'll find me, loving you with all my heart.
Happy Anniversary
If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still Give

You My Heart If You Should Say,

"Do You Still Love Me?" I"D Say,

"Till Death Do Us Part"

Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!
To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary
Ladki Jab Saare Kapde Nikaal Deti Hain To Kya Hota Hain?
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Almari Khali Ho Jaati Hain.
( Sunday, August 14, 2011 )
Lo Ji!
Abhi Ghor Kiya to pata Laga



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Pepsi Aur Pakistan Dono 65 k Ho gaye hain. :-)
Story Of Newton's Law:

A Cow Was Walking
Newton Stopped It.
It Stopped
He Found His 1st Law
"AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE
UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"

He Gave A FORCE By Kicking
d Cow,
It Gave A Sound 'MA'
He Formulated d 2nd Law
"F = MA"

After Sometimes d Cow Gave
A Kick To Newton
Then He Formulated d 3rd law
"EVERY ACTION HAS AN
EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION" =P
tujh ko kis phool ki nishani don"faraz"

tu juda aisy mosam main howa jub darkhton k hath khali thy.
Karachi k Bharam Baaz Dialog:

"Abay chal teri to"

"Us ki to mein"

"Bus kar zyada mat Phenk"

"Chal nikal"

"Koot dy salay ko"

"Or Party"

"Dimagh ki dahi"

"Ye cheez dada"

"Bachi dekh"

"Teri Bhabi se baat kr rha hon"

"Hat gai na"

"Abe dhkkan"

"Ptli Gali pakar"

"Lash yaar"

"Chal phhoot le"

"Latak mat"

"Teri wali ja rhi hai"

Ab Intizar kis bat ka hai,
Aakhir ye SMS karachi ki pehchan hai.
phenk de market me.'
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair.
That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You’re just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover
Don"t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can"t crowd
into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that
may have accrued during the past twelve months.