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William Shakespeare says...

Marriage is the Only War...

In which Both the Enemies Sleep
Together :):):)

Apr, 08 2011 107 chars (1 sms) 3891 views Anniversary

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Dil ki veran basti aksar hm se poocha krti he fraz

Woh log kahan gaye jo Dil main bsney aye teh

Usey Mein Yaad Aata Hoon Magar Fursat Ke Lamhon Mein
Faraz

Magar Yeh Baat Bhi Such Hai Usey Fursat Nahin Milti...

I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. so this is what i want to say, live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

That Special Day Is Here Again

That Special Day Is Here Again
The Day We Took Our Vows
You? Re Just As Special To Me Today
As You Still Get Me Aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover

iss haqeekat ko na

s haqeekat ko na honay dena logon py ayaan mohsin,,

k teri chahato''n sy chalti hain meri saansain...

niklta hi nhi mra

niklta hi nhi mera wjood tri yad se..

mil kyu nhi jata akhir tu kisi fryad se..

kya zruri hai mai roz toot k bikhra krun..

na le mera imtehan is andaz se..

the most important t

The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure
When you fixed your eyes on me That day I"ll always treasure
I love you
** Happy Anniversary ***

Happy Anniversary

Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!

memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hai

Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

Intazar ki Gariyaan khatam

Karachi k Bharam Baaz Dialog:

"Abay chal teri to"

"Us ki to mein"

"Bus kar zyada mat Phenk"

"Chal nikal"

"Koot dy salay ko"

"Or Party"

"Dimagh ki dahi"

"Ye cheez dada"

"Bachi dekh"

"Teri Bhabi se baat kr rha hon"

"Hat gai na"

"Abe dhkkan"

"Ptli Gali pakar"

"Lash yaar"

"Chal phhoot le"

"Latak mat"

"Teri wali ja rhi hai"

Ab Intizar kis bat ka hai,
Aakhir ye SMS karachi ki pehchan hai.
phenk de market me.'

kya umedein baandh kar aaya

Ek Shaks Pas Reh Ke Samjha Nahi Mujhe
Is Baat Ka Malal Hai Shikwa Nahi Mujhe

Main Us Ko Bewafai Ka Ilzam Kaisay Dou
Us Ne To Ibteda Se Hi Chaha Nahi Mujhe

Pathar Samajh Kar Paon? Se Thokr Laga Dia
Afsos Teri Aankh Ne Parkha Nahi Mujhe

Kya Umedein Baandh Kar Aaya Tha Samnay
Us Ne To Aankh Bahr Ke Dekha Nahi Mujhe?!!!

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