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Apr, 08 2011 107 chars (1 sms) 3644 views Anniversary

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To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary

Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen Dor..

Wah Wah,

Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen dor..
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Wo Question Exam me ate hen Zaror..:-D

What''s white when

What''s white when it’s dirty. . . ?.
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The Answer Is "B|AcK BoArD"

iss haqeekat ko na

s haqeekat ko na honay dena logon py ayaan mohsin,,

k teri chahato''n sy chalti hain meri saansain...

Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya

1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya . 1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge! Sardar: Mere Uper Se Hawai Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua, Train Kya Cheez Hai?

being a great father

Being a great father is like shaving.

No matter how good you shaved today,

you have to do it again tomorrow.

tujh ko kis phool ki

tujh ko kis phool ki nishani don"faraz"

tu juda aisy mosam main howa jub darkhton k hath khali thy.

The most important thing

The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I”ll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary ***

christmas is not a t

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy,
is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )

I'm sending this bouquet

I'm sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it's true, On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true, Happy Anniversary Lover!

1 Class Ka Bacha

1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai.
Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon?
Miss: So Sweet!
Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun.
Miss: Wo Kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen,
Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai!

Bacha:
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Tution Parhne K Liye..

Two Guys Are Chatting..

Two Guys Are Chatting..

Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”

Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”

Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.” :)Two Guys Are Chatting..

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