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William Shakespeare says...

Marriage is the Only War...

In which Both the Enemies Sleep
Together :):):)

Apr, 08 2011 107 chars (1 sms) 4330 views Anniversary

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No greeting card to give,
No beautiful flowers to send,
No cute pictures to forward,
Just a loving heart saying
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–HAPPY ANNIVERSARY–

anniversary

Guy A: "I'm Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary."

Guy B: "Oh.. That's Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?"

Guy A: "I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back." :

love

Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary.

What is education ?

What is education ?What is education ?
According to section 56(b) of Students Act, 1932,
"It is the process of wasting 1/3rd of ur life in
learning how to waste the remaining 2/3rd."

person in toilet hears from adjacent

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->

that special day is

That Special Day Is Here Again

The Day We Took Our Vows You''Re Just As

Special To Me Today As You Still Get Me Aroused.

Happy Anniversary Lover

Weve Had Our Ups And Downs

We"Ve Had Our Ups And Downs, This We Both Know, Through It All Our Love Still Managed To Grow Different Thoughts We Had About Many Things, But Our Love For Each Other, Had No Attached Strings.
Happy Anniversary.

I Love U Are Words Just Three

I LOVE U Are Words Just Three,
Which Mean So Much On Our ANNIVERSARY.
So This Is What I Want To Say,
Live In My Heart N There 4 Ever Stay!

That Special Day

That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover

exam

dad-exam kaisa hua?
son-Q. no 1 chhut gaya.
3 ata nahi tha.
4 karna bhul gaya.
5 nazar nahi aaya.
dad-Q. no 2 ?
son-bas wahi galat ho gaya.. (-;

On this special day,

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you

maal

Hr Larki K Chahry Pr Naqab Hota Hy

Wo Naqab Aashiq K Liye Azab Hota Hy

Mat Mrna Hr Naqab Wali Larki Pr Dost

Khubsurat Packing Mein Maal Aksar Kharab Hota Hy.

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