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Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha: <Br/>Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho? <Br/> <Br/>pagal: <Br/>Main aik BulB hoon <Br/> <Br/>Doctor: <Br/>Tum jal Q nahi rahe? <Br/> <Br/>Pagal: <Br/>Bewakof ye pakistan hai light gai hui hai.
Hum ne tum ko captain Banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker <Br/>"SHAHID...!" <Br/> <Br/>tum to Ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker...!! <Br/>This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi... ;->
Afridi ne Boll chaBa k de dia Is Bat ka saBoot! <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>K <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Colgate Banaey, <Br/>masoorhe sehet mand or Dant mazBoot! ;->
KASHMEER Hamara Hai Aur Hamara Rahe Ga Hum Use Jeete Ji Aazad.? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Nahi <Br/> <Br/>Hone Denge <Br/> <Br/>Q <Br/>k <Br/> <Br/>Agar Kashmeer Aazad Ho Gya To <Br/> <Br/>5FeB Ki Chuti To Gayi Na Hath Se.. ;->
Source of Vitamin <Br/>"Cricket Balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E. <Br/> <Br/>I chew them regularly to stay fit" <Br/> <Br/>-Shahid Afridi
JaB Question Paper Ho Out of Control. <Br/>Answer Sheet Ko Kar K Fold. <Br/> <Br/>Aero-plane Bana K Bol! <Br/>All Will Fail! <Br/> <Br/>Student Kya Jaane Result ka Kya Hoga? <Br/>Marks Milengi Ya Zero Pe Tie Hoga? <Br/> <Br/>To Girlfriend Ghuma. <Br/>Paise Urra... <Br/>Paise Urraa K Bol! <Br/> <Br/>Papa All Is Well!
Pakistani m0vies Fl0p Q h0ti hYn? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bec0z j0 Act0r Hain Wo Hak0mat SanmBhal k Bethay hYn.
Definition for Human Being: <Br/> <Br/>A creature that cuts trees <Br/> <Br/>,makes papers and writes <Br/> <Br/>"SAVE TREES" <Br/> <Br/>on it..!!! <Br/> <Br/>Funny people.....!!!!!!
SHORT and SWEET SAYING : <Br/> <Br/>"NoBody <Br/>In <Br/>This <Br/>World <Br/>Is <Br/>Rich <Br/>Enough <Br/>To <Br/>Throw <Br/>Away <Br/>A <Br/>Friend.."
Ek pathan ne new car li <Br/>aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi Bola han khan g!!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>pathan Bola full kar do:-D
Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein <Br/> <Br/>Tamatar aur Andon Ki KhushBoo faraz, <Br/> <Br/>Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki <Br/> <Br/>Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...
A Dog Fell In Love <Br/>With a Cat <Br/>Bt <Br/>Dog''s Parents <Br/>Refusd Cat <Br/>Gues Why? <Br/>They Gave a Solid Reason <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai