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Sardar <Br/>Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara Baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy, <Br/> <Br/>Pathan <Br/>Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa Bap dentist hy or tmKa Bhai Bina dant k paida hua
If YOU <Br/>Love <Br/>Someone <Br/>Just <Br/>Dont''t <Br/>Tell <Br/> <Br/>B''cos <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Iss mai uss masoom ka kya kasoor... <Br/> <Br/>wo kyon sazaa Bhugte
Once a man was smoking <Br/>in Airport <Br/>A gentleman arrive n ask <Br/>him: "Ek din mei kitni <Br/>cigarette pee lete ho ?" <Br/> <Br/>Man : Why ? <Br/> <Br/>Gentleman : Agar tum aB tak <Br/>zndgi me cigarete pe kharch <Br/>kiye paise Bachaty tou <Br/>Samne khara hua plane <Br/>tumhara hota .. <Br/> <Br/>Man: Tou kia wo plane aap <Br/>ka hy ? <Br/> <Br/>Gentleman: Nhi <Br/> <Br/>Man: Thnkx Sir for ur advice <Br/>wo plaBe mera hi hy ... =P <Br/> <Br/>Moral : <Br/>Don''t try to Be over-smart <Br/>Sutta Laga k Geo
It''s Sad For A Girl <Br/>To Reach An Age When <Br/>Men Consider Her <Br/> <Br/>CHARMLESS <Br/> <Br/>But <Br/> <Br/>Its Worse For A Man <Br/>To Reach An Age When <Br/>Girl Considers Him <Br/> <Br/>HARMLESS ... =P ;)
Pathan In Crore-Pati <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>AmitaBh : '' 9 0'' se pehly kia <Br/>aata hy ... ?? <Br/> <Br/>Pathan kaafi dair <Br/>sochny k Baad Bola <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ayesha Manzil .. =P ;)
Ek Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja. <Br/> <Br/>Woh Ghussay Se Darwazy Per Gaya Aur Bola: <Br/> <Br/>"Kon Gadhay Ka Bacha Hai?" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bahar Se Aawaz Aai: <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>ABBu Main Hon. :-)
Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Batao Woh Konsa Amal Hai, Jis Se Saray Gunah Muaf Ho Jatay Hain? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Class Main Khamoshi, <Br/>SaB Bachay Sochne Lagy. <Br/> <Br/>Phir Ek Bacha Hath Khara Kar K Bolta Hai. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sir, "N.R.O" :-)
Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy. <Br/> <Br/>TaB Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>HusBand: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)
Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se RaaBta Kam Rakhta Hun ... <Br/>.....JAn|xXx..... <Br/> <Br/>Jo Milta Hai Kheta Hai Yaar <Br/>Gold Leaf To <Br/>Pila... =P ;->
Position of a HusBand <Br/> <Br/>Is just like a Split AC <Br/> <Br/>No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor <Br/> <Br/>He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
Dho0m Ka Part 2 Bna To Naam rakha. <Br/> <Br/>Dhoom do (2) <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>AB AmitaBh Ki Film "PAA" Ka Part 2 Bnay Ga To Nam Ho Ga <Br/> <Br/>"PAA DO"
Let''s Boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots. <Br/> <Br/>We all protest for they did not cast you in the movie. After all, <Br/>you are the most well known idiot alive. ;)