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If I were to make a dictionary <Br/> <Br/>CUTE - YOU <Br/> <Br/>SWEET - YOU <Br/> <Br/>THOUGHTFUL - YOU <Br/> <Br/>GOOD LOOKING - YOU <Br/> <Br/>BEAUTIFUL - YOU <Br/> <Br/>LIAR - ME ... =P ;->
Most interesting lines on T shirt of a girl, <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Exuse me! <Br/>My face is aBove..... =P ;->
A lady Broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge <Br/>LADY: Ur honor plz let me go <Br/>i am a school teacher I am getting <Br/>late for my class <Br/> <Br/>JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher, <Br/>I have waited for this moment all my life, <Br/>now write down <Br/> <Br/>"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT" <Br/> <Br/>5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->
Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna <Br/>Bahu:Samajh Gai <Br/>Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli: <Br/>Maa! Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..
- K r R r A z Y - <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>T r u t h <Br/>H u r t s <Br/> <Br/>May Be Not As Much As <Br/> <Br/>Jumping On A Bicycle <Br/>With Seat Missing ... <Br/>But It <Br/>H u r t s ... =P ;)
Pathan Ki B.V Us k <Br/>Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Logo''n Ne Poocha <Br/>Khan SaaB AB Kia Kro Ge ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Bola <Br/>Kerna Kia Hy, AB Gaadi <Br/>Khud Chalao''n Ga ... =P ;)
Agar MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa... <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Darr Gaya Kya? Aur Neechay Aa Salay! <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Bhai Asslam-o-Alaikum! <Br/>Kese Ho Aap? <Br/>Aaj Kal SMS Nahi Aarahy Aapke. :-)
Pathan JoB K Liye London Jata Hai: <Br/> <Br/>Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya KaroBaar Kartay Thy? <Br/>Pathan: Selling G.S.K. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Officer: Ye Kya Hai? <Br/>Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)
Please Is NumBer Se Aanay Wali Koi Call Recieve Na Karen. <Br/> <Br/>For God Sake! <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>03216307893 (Sender NumBer) <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Balkay Thori Ghairat Dikha Kar Khud Call Kar Len. :-)
JaB Hota Hai Tera Deedaar, <Br/>Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Wah Wah <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>JaB Hota Hai Tera Deedaar, <Br/>Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar. <Br/> <Br/>Aadat Se MajBoor Ho Tum, <Br/>Janay KaB Maang Lo Udhaar. :-)
Aaj Ki Dua: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aye Allah! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Koi Ghalti Se Mere NumBer Per Balance Send Kar Day. <Br/> <Br/>SaB Kaho Aameen. :-)
Ek Aadmi Hath Main Ek Packet liye tezi se Bhag Raha Tha. <Br/> <Br/>Police ne Rok K Puch: Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho? <Br/> <Br/>Aadmi: Main Apni Biwi K Liye Kaprey le kar Ghar Ja Raha hon. <Br/> <Br/>Police: To is Tarha Bhag Q Rahe ho? <Br/> <Br/>Admi: Mujhe Darr Hai K Ghar Pohonchtey Pohonchtey Fashion na change ho jaye. :-)