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Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli, <Br/> <Br/>Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Son: Mom Ap Ne khud he To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huye cheeni Letay Aana... =P ;->
Ek aurat ne 10 sal k Bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur Bachay se kaha <Br/>"kia tmary parents ko malum hy k tm cigaratte pety ho?" <Br/> <Br/>BACHA: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue <Br/>"Mohtarma ...." <Br/> <Br/>"KIA AAP K SHOHAR KO MALUM HY <Br/>K AP KISI GHAIR MARD SE BAAT KAR RAHE HAN... =P ;->
During the match <Br/> <Br/>Batsman LBW hoa <Br/> <Br/>1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn, <Br/>yahan to saB pagal hn, <Br/> <Br/>lagi Batsman k hy aur cheekh Bowler raha hy.
Whoever Says <Br/>''Money Can''t Buy <Br/>Happiness'' <Br/>Is A Fool ... <Br/> <Br/>Money Can Surely Buy <Br/>Happiness ... <Br/> <Br/>Give Me Some <Br/>And <Br/>Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)
S t r a n g e <Br/> <Br/>Ever Notice <Br/>That Even The Busiest <Br/>People <Br/>Are Never Too Busy <Br/>To Tell You Just <Br/> <Br/>How Busy They <Br/>Are .... !!! ;->
1 pagal dusre pagal se (maiyusi k sath): <Br/> <Br/>SaB log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain? <Br/> <Br/>Dusra pagal: <Br/>Tu dafa kar yaar. Yeh le lemo ki lassi pi....!:p
There are many Brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight.. <Br/> <Br/>Some join Pakistan army, others get married ... ;->
=PUre NeWz = <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora Suit Kutr K Kha Lia Magr Wo pHr BHi Bhok Se Mar gYa, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Q k <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Wo sUit <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>MaLika Sharwat <Br/> <Br/>Ka tha...>>!
Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 Bar wazoo kia.. <Br/>kisi ny pocha khan sahaB aap ny 2 Bar wozu kyo kia hai? <Br/>pathan ny jawaB diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->
Dost tere Bager ik pal na reh paonga, <Br/> <Br/>Bus dil men ek hasrat liye mar jaonga, <Br/> <Br/>Mat rona mere marne par a dost, <Br/> <Br/>Mar k Bhi tere liye Biryani chor <Br/>jaonga... ;->
Mulk e aziz ki salamti k liye student ko <Br/>1 hafta kya? <Br/>Aik saal B ghar ma Bhetna paray tou <Br/>B is qurBani k liye hum tayyar hain <Br/>From, <Br/>NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.
Tickt chkr; "Bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga, <Br/>iske umer 12 se zeada hai" <Br/> <Br/>fadr angrly; "iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal tou mere shadi ko hue hain" <Br/> <Br/>t.C; "me yahan ticket chk krne aya hun, <Br/>gunahon ka aeteraf sunne nai..." =P ;->