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If Columbus had been a Married man
If ColumBus had Been a Married man,he might have never discovered USA <Br/> <Br/>Bcoz he <Br/>would Be asked <Br/>Where r u going? <Br/>With whom? <Br/>To discover what? <Br/>When will u B Back?
Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye
Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye <Br/>to Us K Parents Poochte hain... <Br/> <Br/>Kaun Tha Wo Kameena ! <Br/> <Br/>Agar Larkay Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain.... <Br/> <Br/>Kameenay Kya SharaaB Pee Kar Aaya hai ! <Br/> <Br/>MORAL . <Br/> <Br/>ULTI Larki Ko Aaye.. <Br/>Ya... <Br/>Larkay Ko... <Br/> <Br/>KAMEENA <Br/> <Br/>Hamesha <Br/>Larka hi ho ta hai. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>GEO KAMEEENO
Wo khub surat larki mere pas ai
Wo khuB surat larki mere pas ai or mera name poocha <Br/>Doston <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Name Btane pr wo mujhe yahan injection lga gai <Br/> <Br/>! " (-,-) <Br/>! //> <Br/>! _/ _ . O0oi ammi ji..
pathano ne kabhi koi Qabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia ha
Sardar: tum pathano ne kaBhi koi QaBil-e-fakhar kaam Bhi kia hai? <Br/>Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nhai hai.. <Br/>Pakistan men pehla world cup kon laya? <Br/>Imran khan, <Br/> <Br/>Pakistan me Atom BomB kon laya? <Br/>Dr. Qadeer khan, <Br/> <Br/>World cupT-20 kon laya? <Br/>Younus khan <Br/>Or to or Pakistan Bnanay wla kon tha? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Quaid-e-Azam khan ;-)
"Kameeni bukhar hai mjhe"
Sardion Ki Sham Thi Usne mere Hath Pe Hath Rakha to me Garam tha <Br/>usne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hoti Hai <Br/>Mai Ne Hans Kr Kaha. <Br/> <Br/>"Kameeni Bukhar hai mjhe"
Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho
Jis jis Bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo <Br/>in companies sa raBta karain. <Br/> <Br/>Zong: "SB hamain he do" <Br/>Ufone: "Tm B tou do" <Br/>MoBilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota" <Br/>Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun suB ki" <Br/> <Br/>You know yeh Bechari yateem companies fitrana,Balance check karny per <Br/>12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain. <Br/> <Br/>So roz Balance check karo aur in <Br/>yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do. <Br/> <Br/>From... PappU ;->
LUNCH AUR DINNER
Teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam Batao, <Br/>jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!
Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?
Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan SahaB Aap kia lainge? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)
Lekin Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hain.
Yeh Alif Bay Pay Parh kar A to Z kehte hain, <Br/> <Br/>Hum Inko Pagal, <Br/>Yeh hamay MAD kehte hain, <Br/> <Br/>Chalo Ammi ko to Mummy, <Br/> <Br/>Lekin Zinda Baap ko Bhi DAD kehte hain.
Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!
Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls! <Br/> <Br/>Girl: Any Proof ? <Br/> <Br/>Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT <Br/>But <Br/>You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)
Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!
Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske <Br/>Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di pappU Lekin, <Br/> <Br/>Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho! <Br/>Uska Baap Umpire Tha... <Br/>No Ball day di... ;->
Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??
Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>+ <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>+ <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>+ <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>+ <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>AB ye tumse accha koun janta he?

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