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Aesa Dost Kahan pe milta hai, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Din Raat jo apko yaad karta hai, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Apka Reply aye ya na aye, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Lekin... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Wo Roz SMS ki Barsat karta hai... ;->
Ek larki ka dil saB sy zaida kaB dukhta hai? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>JB wo kisi kaam wali ko apna <Br/>lawn ka print pehne hue dekhti ha
One Lady Delivered Twins, Surprisingly One Is Boy & Other Is Dog <Br/>How Is It PossiBle <Br/>Her HuBBy Is A Vodafone User <Br/>Wherever He Goes His Network Follows =P ;)
Soldier to General: <Br/>Sir! <Br/>A small enemy group is attacking.. <Br/> <Br/>General: <Br/>Quickly Bring me my red shirt.. <Br/>"After Enemyz Defeat" <Br/> <Br/>Soldier: <Br/>Sir why d red shirt?? <Br/> <Br/>General: <Br/>In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers would''nt see my Blood so they wont B discouraged.. <Br/> <Br/>Soldier: <Br/>Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking.. <Br/> <Br/>General: <Br/>Hurry up! <Br/>Bring me <Br/>My Yellow Trousers.... ;->
Any Degree Of <Br/>Shaterring, Battering, Tattering Will Nullify My Spirit ... ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>I''m Like <Br/>Those Cartoon Figures <Br/>Th8 Being Kneaded Flat <Br/>By Passing Trucks <Br/>And <Br/>Plump Up Again .. ! (:
Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se suBah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se Bat kya! <Br/> <Br/>Dost: wo Q? <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: humko Molvi ne Bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->
(",) <Br/><))> Xcuse Me <Br/>_/?_ <Br/> <Br/>Aap kAAm BAAd mE kArnA,, <Br/>PhELE MEri BAAt SuNLo,, <Br/> <Br/>, <Br/> <Br/>, <Br/> <Br/>, <Br/> <Br/>, <Br/> <Br/>, <Br/> <Br/>, <Br/> <Br/>, <Br/> <Br/>, <Br/> <Br/>, <Br/> <Br/>, <Br/> <Br/>, <Br/> <Br/>, <Br/> <Br/>, <Br/> <Br/>, <Br/> <Br/>, <Br/> <Br/>, <Br/> <Br/>dil laga k kaam kiya karo =P ;->
Es sms ko itna fwd karo k. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mere dost Farooq tak puhanch jaye <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Yar Farooq wo jo 100 rup leye thay aB wapis kar do...please...=P;->
Roza Hmain SaBr Krnay K Dars deta Hai, <Br/>Is Liay aP SaB Log Ramzan Shareef Me <Br/>Loadsheding Per SaBr Kr K Sachay <Br/>Muslman Honay kA SaBot Dain. <Br/> <Br/>ManjAniB <Br/>Wapda <Br/>K.E.S.C <Br/>P.E.P.C.O <Br/> <Br/>Thanx <Br/>Regards <Br/> <Br/>Raja Pervaiz Ashraf... ;->
On 20th. Anniversary husBand deep in thought. <Br/>Wife asks: what r u thinking? <Br/>HusBand: Do u rememBer when ur dad caught us dating? <Br/>Wife: Yes <Br/>HusBand: He pointed his gun at me n said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years. <Br/>Wife smiles. ''''Yes.'''' <Br/>HusBand: Ahhhh! I would''ve Been free today... =P ;->
Wife:Apna Bacha AB Chalne Laga Hai <Br/>HusBand: kaB Se? <Br/>wife: 8 din Se. <Br/>HusBand: Arre tum AB Bata Rahi Ho? <Br/>wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga
Wo kOn c Movie Hai jO AP Awaz Band Kr k Bhi Dekh Saktay, or Entertain Ho Jatay hO.. <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"MR.BEAN" ;->