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Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai
Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai, <Br/>Na Taj main hai, <Br/>Na woh Maza puri Dunya k Raj mai hai, <Br/>Na woh maza kisi Khazanay main hai, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Jo maza Naak se chohay nikal k Gol Ghumanay main hai.
Reporter zardari se.
Reporter zardari se.! <Br/>Ap ke chehre par har waqt muskarahat hoti hai, <Br/>iss ka raaz? Zardari..! <Br/>Mai pakistani awam pe huns raha hon, <Br/>k muje sadar kaise Banaya? ;->
mujh se shadi karo ge...??
Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se shadi karo ge...?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Boy: Agar moqa mil gaya to phir shadi kerne ki kiya zroorat hai. :-) :-)
1 kitaab ki jild reh gye hai.
BV: aap ko mera Banaya hua halwa pasnd nhi aya? <Br/>Bachy to 3 plates kha chuke hain <Br/> <Br/>Ander se awaz aye... <Br/> <Br/>Mama 1 or plate dena 1 kitaaB ki jild reh gye hai. :-)
Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon
Nokar! Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon. <Br/>Aap ko muj par Barosa nein. <Br/> <Br/>Saith! Had ho gahi hai thijori k <Br/>chaBihan maz per padi reti hein. <Br/> <Br/>Nokar! Un mein se eik Bi chaBi <Br/>thijori ko nein lagthi.
Yar i need some balance...
Yar i need some Balance... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>in my diet...=P:-P;->
exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
Rule of success: <Br/> <Br/>Always consult a girl Before doing any important task in your life. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz Kids
A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz <Br/>Kids <Br/>A Cat Jumped Infront Ov Them <Br/> <Br/>Mouse Shouted: <Br/> <Br/>BHOW BHOW <Br/> <Br/>Cat Ran Away <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mouse: That''s De Advantage Ov <Br/>Learning Foreign Language ;)
Machar ka Bacha Pehle Baar uraa
Machar ka Bacha Pehle Baar uraa <Br/>jaB woh wapis aaya <Br/>tou us k Baap ne Poocha "Kaisa Laga Ur k??" <Br/> <Br/>Machar Bola .. " BOhat Maza Aaya, Dekh k Bht Khushi howi saB ko Taalian Bajatay"
barishon se dosti achi nhe"FARZANA"
New ABout <Br/> <Br/>" FARZANA" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>In Barishon se dosti achi nhe"FARZANA" <Br/> <Br/>Bura hy zamana chalo shaBash ghar ja k nhana... ;->
PABANDI DOUBLE SAWARI
Shair arz hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>BHAG GAI ZARDARI KI BETI <Br/>GHADA GAARI PE <Br/> <Br/>wah wah <Br/> <Br/>BHAG GAI ZARDARI KI BETI GHADA GAARI PE <Br/> <Br/>IS LiYE USNE LAGADI PABANDI DOUBLE SAWARI PE... ;->
Queen of England
Bush & Queen of England were riding in a horse carriage, <Br/>one of the horses farted, <Br/>Queen feeling awkward & emBarrased said <Br/>''There are certain things <Br/>even Queen of England <Br/>can''t control'' <Br/> <Br/>BUSH: ''Oh my God, <Br/>& i thought it was one of the Horses''

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